When some dumbass bitch sucks so much dick that her hair gets plastered with spunk, and she doesnt have time to wash it out because she is always fiending for another load.
by noodlesmom August 21, 2013
Get the Waffle hairmug. When you poop on woman's stomach or chest and push a tennis racket down on the poop to make it look like a waffle. Mostly done when the woman is sleeping. You then leave and let her find the mess or sit there and wait and watch.
by Johnny Wafflemaster March 5, 2014
Get the Johnny Wafflemug. During analysis sex tickle your partner to tighten their Anus and pull out abruptly prolapsing said Anus. Finish ejaculating on the bottom of your timberland waffle patern boots, step into a pile of salt, the finish by stepping on the prolapsed anus. This will leave your partner with a salty waffle.
by InsincereApology August 1, 2016
Get the Salty Wafflemug. by thatonesexymotherfucker October 8, 2016
Get the not safe for wafflesmug. 
"I am really feeling the flow today, better go down to the pharmacy and catch me a short stack of some twat waffles..."
by icemft99 January 2, 2009
Get the twat wafflemug. by Halo@sea July 2, 2005
Get the roffel wafflemug.