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sitcom person

a sitcom person is some one who originally had no personality, but then watched a sitcom and said, "oh! so that's how i'm supposed to act!". after this "realization", the person then proceeds to bestowing a personality upon them self and labeling them self with titles such as "evil black person who is the bridge between the black people and the emos" or "terrorist, pedophile, and stalker" and even "fattest person alive", instead of finding a personality like regular people. this, in turn, results with acting to portray their new found "personality", annoying everyone around them to the point of 0 tolerance for the person, other than by other sitcom people, who accept each other and make their own little sitcom lives with each other.
oh my god! he is such a sitcom person!! he acts as if he is a terrorist, a pedophile and a stalker just because he's middle eastern, people call him a pedophile, and he follows our group of friends around and it's soooo anoying! he is so ignorant and stupid, i wish he'd just leave us alone!
by aprsn July 3, 2008
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rudder person

1. A cooler version of a Skippy.
2. The sailor who maneuvers the tiller in order to turn the rudder, therefore allowing for a change in the sailboat's overall direction.
3. A rudder person is usually present during extreme sail boat races around the harbor
4. A high skilled and attentive person on a sailboat
The rudder person steered the boat to victory.
by Carly DeFalco December 26, 2007
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Bed Person

A person that has eaten so much and become so large that they are permanently confined to their bed. The only way to move them is to pick them up with a crane.
Well, lets get you showered and out of the house before you become a bed person!
by Rothbar March 27, 2011
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Non-Person

A human so ridiculously annoying in every-way, that you often wonder if , are they from a different planet or some poorly designed humanoid robot.
Tim: Hey what who was that non-person that John Lennon married?
Robbin: that was Yoko man.
by doctorstrangescape June 15, 2017
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The bigger person

Having sex with a midget/dwarf after a fight.
Guy 1 : yo man did you ever make it up with Lucy?

Guy 2: yeah man, I was the bigger person.

Guy1 : oh that's cool.... WAIT A MINUTE YOU MEAN, ohhhhh SNAP!!
by Xx360noscopeswag69xX December 1, 2014
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Gangsta Person

A word of a person who is named michelle
Michelle was a gangsta when u did drive by eggin
by UR mom August 24, 2004
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Tall Person

above 4 feet and eleven inches tall
by 124567869jfkghjkdfkl March 22, 2009
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