National Goblin Day

March 12, or National Goblin Day, celebrates goblins

Lily: Happy National Goblin Day, Carly!
Carly: It’s March 12, my birthday!!

by Goblina April 30, 2020

National no homo day

You can be sus too the boys with our saying no homo😏

Me: walk yo too John and kiss him
John: say no homo
Me: nah it’s National no homo day
John: well bet daddy

by Daddy jay sus October 21, 2020

National Kiss Day

Where on this day at the bus stop or lunch time(any time you with your baby)kiss them and hug them.

Baby: Hey it's National Kiss Day

Girlfriend: Yeah we should make out

by Keep_It_Mellow_bissshh May 25, 2018

National Fingering Day

Finger ANY and EVERYONE

Put your fingers inside and don’t stop until she’s brain dead to celebrate National Fingering Day

by Xxxporno.xvx.com April 29, 2019

National Alexis Day

March 21st is an unofficial National Holiday for every bad ass women we know in our lives named Alexis. Its not Lexi. Its not Alex. Its Alexis, Bitch.

"Happy National Alexis Day!"

"Thanks! The only thing that would make this day better is if this was a week long holiday!"

by Jahjaks March 21, 2019

National swimmer day

October 29 is national swimmer day. On this day we celebrate our swimmers. So go say happy national swimmer day to all of the swimmers you know! Show your appreciation for the hard work/training they do every day.

“Hey look it’s a swimmer”
“Oh yea it’s October the 29th it’s national swimmer day”
“I’m going to tell them”

by Jackson74 October 5, 2019

national holly day

celebrated the 4th of every month

happy national holly day

by taylorswiftsdiscordkitten October 4, 2021