e-wood

Electronic wood, e-mails are made from it.

"I can't email you because I'm out of e-wood"

by Maarten1995 December 6, 2015

wood wedgie

the act of penile penetration into the anus.

"Ted wood wedgied Hannah last night"

by Sidrox September 11, 2011

crown woods

A place where boys and girls go to so they can say away from their parents and swear and act all big but are actually bitches asking for attention in life.

hey did you see those bitches in crown woods?

by skskskthetruth June 17, 2019

woodely hoo

a sarcastic adjective used to belittle something that someone else thinks is utterly fantastic

person 1: OH MY GOD POWER RANGERS IS ON!
person 2: (in a sarcastic tone)woodely hoo!

by brittnah March 6, 2004

emily wood

Emily wood it the most beautiful girl you will ever meet. She is beautiful, courageous, and nicer than any grace you will ever meet

Emily wood:best friend you will ever meet

by Emily wood May 9, 2018

Wood holder

Someone who «holds the wood»

Essentially, a heterosexual woman or a homosexual man who frequently handles male genetalia, usually with stangers. Often used in a derogatory matter.

Your mom is a proffesional wood holder fam. In fact, she held my wood last weekend.

by Bigmantingv September 26, 2022

Wood walk

A walk (usually at night) where both people hold out they're penises and may jack off. A sort of bonding exercise.

It was a long time since we had seen each other so we took a wood walk.

by Soon blayer April 28, 2015