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Texan sandwich

An incestuous sexual position including 3 members of the same family.

One male member goes on the bottom and spreads Bold BBQ sauce from their nipples to their thighs. Next the woman lays her back onto the BBQ sauce and inserts the “bottom buns meat” into her butthole. Finally the second male lays on the woman inserting the second helping of meat into the woman’s vagina.

Using the BBQ sauce as a lubricant, the woman can slide up and down making this an easy DP position.
My father and I decided to give my sister a Texan Sandwich to celebrate her 18th birthday.
by FRYZE March 7, 2023
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Sandwich Ho

a person that can't decide between two people romantically or is stuck between them, like pieces of bread.
Steve loves Jessica, his new girlfriend, but he still loves and talks to Nicole daily even though he broke up with her weeks ago.

Morgan was kissing Mason on Friday, but it says on Facebook she is in a relationship with Jack. . wish she would make up her mind, dang sandwich ho.
by orangepower October 16, 2012
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Sandwich painting

Before adding the actual tuna or egg to your sandwich, spreading mayo on a piece of bread using that stupid little pastry brush.
Sandwich painting isn't very useful if you want to eat healthy. Duh that's because mayo is too fat for us humans.
by Sexydimma June 1, 2023
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Soup Sandwich

That paint job was fucked up like a Soup Sandwich
by Freddy All December 29, 2015
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aluminum sandwiches

Becky and her friends are dragging us all to a gaudy picnic, better pack a slew of aluminum sandwiches.
by Yuri Zhivago September 3, 2021
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breeding sandwich

A mffm fourway with the goal of getting both girls pregnant. Both guys should be on the outside forming the bread while the two girls should be on the inside facing each other so they can make out, rub each other clits and otherwise stimulate each other as they are reprogrammed.
While not required, homoerotic acts such as the guys sucking each other to the erections that they will use to knock up the girls, are encouraged so that the conceptions can be thought of as a team effort.
Samantha: Well girl, you look magical with that baby bump.
Chloe: Just as magical as being in that breeding sandwich with you that got you knocked up as well.
Samantha: Yeah it is weirdly intimate to think that each of us had a life changing event performed merely inches away from each other.
Chloe: Hey you know you are besties when you make it a point to be rubbing clits as you are getting knocked up

Meanwhile in the other room
James: You know it was really sexy the way you used your mouth to activate my reprogrammer so I could knock up Chloe
Thomas: With how sexy she and Samantha look now I am glad we gave each other the erections that in turn knocked them up.

James: Truly a breeding sandwich is up there with fishing in amazing guy bonding experiences and to think our children will have a special bond before they are even born.
by IshtarsSon September 20, 2023
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Damp sandwich

A derogatory term for loser lame local band manager who doesn't know when to stop. TBH just stop.
Jeez, Stanley, stop being such a damp sandwich. No one cares about your fucking band.
by Dick Trickle 69 September 18, 2016
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