A large, unidentifiable creature who has been known to make boys tremble in their Nikes and girls change in stalls when it is around. Its main attack is to first knock you out with its multiple chins then swallow you whole. Mating calls unknown, but has a ritualistic tendency to send or post naked pictures of itself using technology. Many have been blinded by such rituals.
by randoscience May 18, 2011
Get the hannah mcalleymug. by Flying pig 1995 July 14, 2016
Get the Hannahmug. by Sub2JamezzCrew March 28, 2019
Get the hannah gatzmug. A really cute, amazing, beautiful, pretty, fine, and overall fantastic person. She is everything a man needs in his life.
by z0mb1e5lasher33 June 25, 2017
Get the hannah barberamug. Hey, it's Hannah. Hannah Baker. That's right. Don't adjust your...whatever device you're hearing this on. It's me, live and in stereo. No return engagements, no encore, and this time, absolutely no requests. Get a snack. Settle in. Because I'm about to tell you the story of my life. More specifically, why my life ended. And if you're listening to this tape you're one of the reasons why. I'm not saying which tape brings you into the story. But fear not, if you received this lovely little box, your name will pop up. I promise. Anyway, the rules here are pretty simple. - There are only two. Rule number one: you listen. Number two: you pass it on. Hopefully, neither one will be easy. It's not supposed to be easy, or I would have emailed you an MP3. When you're done listening to all 13 sides, because there are 13 sides to every story rewind the tapes, put them back in the box, and pass them on to the next person. Oh and the box of tapes should have included a map. I'll be mentioning several spots around our beloved city. I can't force you to visit them, but if you'd like a little more insight, head for the stars. Or you know, just throw away the map and I'll never know or will I? You see, in case you're tempted to break the rules, understand I did make a copy of these tapes, and I left them with a trusted individual who, if this package doesn't make it through all of you, will release these copies in a very public manner. This was not a spur of the moment decision.
Hey, its Hannah. Hannah Baker. That's right. Don't adjust your..whatever device you're hearing this on. It's me, live and in stereo. No return engagements, no encore, and this time, absolutely no requests. Get a snack. Settle in. Because I'm about to tell you the story of my life. More specifically, why my life ended. And if you're listening to this tape you're one of the reasons why. I'm not saying which tape brings you into the story. But fear not, if you received this lovely little box, your name will pop up. I promise. Anyway, the rules here are pretty simple. There are only two. Rule number one you listen Number two you pass it on. Hopefully, neither one will be easy It's not supposed to be easy, or I would have emailed you an MP3. When you're done listening to all 13 sides, because there are 13 sides to every story rewind the tapes, put them back in the box, and pass them on to the next person. Oh and the box of tapes should have included a map. I'll be mentioning several spots around our beloved city. I can't force you to visit them, but if you'd like a little more insight, head for the stars. Or you know, just throw away the map and Ill never know or will I You see in case you're tempted to break the rules, understand I did make a copy of these tapes and I left them with a trusted individual who if this package doesnt make it through all of you will release these copies in a very public manner. This was not a spur of the moment decision.
by ilovezaynmalik March 13, 2021
Get the hey, its hannah. hannah baker.mug. Hannah is a very hot pretty smart girl who likes to be emo and gay but she has a very good sense of humor and is the best girl you could ask for she’s the best
by Gavin Vyverman January 21, 2019
Get the Hannah Conwaymug. In reference to the televison series Hannah Montana on Disney Channel
A secret that is so substantial it could change your life immensely. Few to none know. Usually constantly contemplated as to whether or not to reveal it. Mostly in the case of putting on large guises.
(ex: Being in the closet, Witness Protection Program, Illegal Immigrant, Crime, Big High School Drama, etc.)
Refers to Miley Stewart having the secret of being Hannah Montana
A secret that is so substantial it could change your life immensely. Few to none know. Usually constantly contemplated as to whether or not to reveal it. Mostly in the case of putting on large guises.
(ex: Being in the closet, Witness Protection Program, Illegal Immigrant, Crime, Big High School Drama, etc.)
Refers to Miley Stewart having the secret of being Hannah Montana
by mrcmrcmrcmrcmrcmrcmrcmrc January 4, 2011
Get the Hannah Secretmug.