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Donky balls

Human testicles that possess the anthrometric property such that they repeatedly strike a sex partner's posterior (donk), typically but not necessarily during doggy style sex.
Phil's donky balls were hitting me just right last night.

George could never wear boxer shorts, on account of his donky balls.
by rojodojo April 17, 2015
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Stockholm Balls

When your erection subsides right before having sex. The semen wants to escape yet can’t for some internal reason (illogical attachment, performance anxiety, etc.)
I almost hit that but then I got a mad case of Stockholm Balls
by ErickaFoster October 18, 2018
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Ball Kiss

When you and a male friend (no eye contact no homo remember boys) gently shmush testes as a sign of affection.Common greeting for Japanese and north Korean business men (occasionally found in parts of Canada).
Person 1:"You know Dave when I first met you I wasn't too sure if you were a ball kiss kinda guy or a handshake person."
Person 2:"Yeah i'm very fond of the smushing of the testes you know next time just pull my trousers down for me even."
by Kieran Clover August 13, 2020
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ball woman

A female who is attracted to the scrotum (ball sack) area on a man's body much more than his other physical attributes.

To a ball woman, the most important factor in determining a male's level of sexual appeal is the beauty of his nuts.

Similar to "leg man" in males.
Rick: "Yeah, Suzanne is hotter than Jeanie. She has better legs."

Tracy: "Not much of a leg man, myself. I'm more of a ball woman."
by phase_coherent April 25, 2010
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Lemmy’s balls

Lemmy’s balls are yellow balls with orange stars on them, lemmy’s balls are amazing and are owned bye lemmy Koopa, one of the koopalings, Bowser’s 7 “children”, lemmy’s balls are bouncy, squishy, wonderful, beautiful, and they look cute
I was playing some Super Mario Maker 2, when I stumbled upon a level titled lemmy’s balls, I played it and there were a lot of lemmy’s balls, it was an amazing experience.
by Deepfried February 10, 2021
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Balls Swashbuckling

The act of creating the "Newton's Cradle" with you and at least two friend's testicles. This is typically done in the later hours of the day when the wife is gone (bitch).
Bro you should've been there last night! The wife was gone and the boys Balls Swashbuckled all night! For science! We were balls swashbuckling machines!
by ballchungler43 April 28, 2021
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Ball Whopping

That “whopping”, smacking sound made by a dude’s balls and ballsack as it smacks repeatedly against a girl’s taint or butt cheeks during some vigorous sex. Position, intensity and type of penetration (vaginal or anal) vary the level of whop.

Whopping may also occur during a serious session of skull fucking oral with the smacking of the sack against the chin or throat.
My nuts are sore from ball whopping Rachel last night.

I think my mom could here the ball whopping coming from my room. I muzzled my girl’s moans by stuffing her panties in her mouth but I could do nothing about the beating of my mansack against her ass.
by Eaton Holgoode February 4, 2018
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