Christian Witzke

Christian Witzke is the biggest waste of height to ever roam the earth, which he takes up half of because of his sheer size. Scientists have concluded that he might have a little zest due to the fact he does not speak to the female species. Christian loves to eat, it is actually his main sport. He also plays soccer and lacrosse as a goalkeeper (he takes up the whole goal). Christian also has bad knees from holding up the weight of his gargantuan body. Due to his extreme weight he runs like a snake moving side to side as he runs. Christian is very un intelligent scoring a high of 73 on his music test.

You have to loose weight you are becoming Christian Witzke.
(This substitutes for obese)

by By Shane Schgrodum October 17, 2023

christian devore

A very intelligent, sweet, caring and sarcastic male human being. He is also very attractive with beautiful eyes and long lushes eye lashes.

Christian DeVore is the best thing to every happen to me!

by Hahahahafacts May 29, 2019

christian taylor

Best fire marshal EU

Help, there's a fire, we need Christian Taylor!!

by Trussblink June 14, 2017

christian brunswick

He is a really cute man with really soft hair. Christian has a giant pickel in his pants.

Boy: Christian Brunswick's hair is really soft
Girl:He is really cute to
Boy: I can't say that because that's gay

by bob12334435234 April 20, 2018

Super Christian

A person of the Christian faith that tends to take it to extremes in such a way as to threaten on, insult, or get into the face of people that are not christian. Generally these people are "frowned" upon in the media eye but are praised by high up christian. Also they tend to annoy people to the point of which they bend their victims to their will. Best way to get rid of one is to say you worship Satan and tell them to leave or be cursed with demon magic. (this tends to make them run but do not do this to a door to door Super Christian because they will mass around your house and attempt to "release demon within you" Aka kill you)

Super Christian: YOU BETTER BELIEVE IN JESUS AND PRAY TO GOD OR YOU WILL BE DAMNED TO HELL AND I WILL SEND YOU THEIR WITH MY JESUS STICK. *Brandishes a 2x4 with jesus painted on it*

Person: Ok dude I believe just chill out jeez.

Super Christian: Good, have a Jesus cookie.

by Austinmasteroftheuniverse May 7, 2008

Christian music

although good for moms, you will often go to sleep with this music if you're used to pop, rap, and rock. the singers are good, but they lack in style.

blonde soccer mom: let's listen to the radio!
cool son: star 94?
blonde soccer mom: no, I wanna listen to casting crowns and toby mac!
cool son: aw come on, I've been listening to that crap since i was a baby! can we PLEASE listen to Taio Cruz?
blonde soccer mom: no Jesus isn't mentioned in it. It's permenantly Christian music.

by Blakepwner January 25, 2011

Christian music

Music that is very inspiring for Christians, most people except it to sound like "Oh praise ye Holy Father... praise ye!" but it really just sounds like most music.

"Most Christian music is pretty good."

by A random somebody July 18, 2008