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jerk-id beef

An old english term used nowadays for beef jerky.
Old: Question not thy clams nor thy jerk-id beef, tis' a favorite of thy fiend maker and thy fiend.

New: Hey ya'll, I b fo' shizzilin' for some jerk-id beef here!
by helga October 16, 2003
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Jerk Off Purposes

When someone or something is used only for the purpose of Jerking one off so they can get that NUT.
Naratio: Yo Marlo, whatever happened to that chick Stephanie?

Marlo: Haha that bitch was strictly kept around for Jerk Off Purposes only.

Naratio: Damn Marlo haha
by Actionkkjva1 November 18, 2010
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Jerk off January

Jerk of January is when you wank all month nonstop. Try make your ballsacks look like raisins
Its jerk off January lets wank all month
by xxxvideos.com November 27, 2019
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Jimmy Jerk-off

(Noun) A hypothetical person that you see as irrelevant who is bothering you in some way. Comes from the older version of the word "jerk", meaning an obnoxious person, but turned into a name.

Use similarly to "John Doe".
"Yo, why are you leaving 10 minutes before closing?"

"I got stuff to do, if Jimmy Jerk-Off comes in here and starts giving you shit, just tell him to fuck off."
by U735 December 11, 2021
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verbal circle jerk

when someone engages you or a group in conversation that consists of them telling you repeatedly on how to do your job, what a great job that you are doing or they heap unnecessary/over exaggerated praise all the while maintaining a air of superiority over you or the group they are addressing.
as we labored in the hot afternoon sun, Dean stood a few hundred meters away on a small knoll.

His arms across his chest he surveyed us as we worked, watching each man doing his assigned task under the watchful eye of the owner.
The air of self importance permeated from Dean, he was after all...all that and a bag of chips

With little thought to our schedule Dean stopped us from our respective duty's to have a meeting.
During the course of this meeting we were informed that indeed we were doing our jobs correctly, that together we can get this done and how appreciative he was of all our hard work and talked of spending time on his speed boat with some of us if we could just work a little harder to ensure we were done by weeks end.
Ah the proverbial carrot had been dangled, time on the weekend with the boss on his boat....

Alas all I could say after Dean left was "well boys, that was your verbal circle jerk for the day, I guess if we work any harder then we have we get to hang out with that douchbag on the weekend..any takers?"

We went back to work and took it down a notch after that, after all is was a hot summers day.
by Chilcotin Buddha January 7, 2014
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Jerk du Soleil

While Karen is usually upset when she catches Jerry in the act, finding him upside down with one leg on the dresser and one leg atop the canopy bed whilst gripping and ripping, she could only admire his formidable Jerk du Soleil act.
by fatmexxx June 10, 2018
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Lurk 'n' jerk

A guy that always tries to get your attention from afar. Creepy. Brave enough to send nasty messages but in real life hides at a distance. Always lurking...always jerking off. Leaves gifts...messages...talks about u to others...but hides from your gaze.
I got a lurk'n'jerk after me lately.

That lurk 'n' jerk is still appearing from time to time.
by Bethlizzy86 August 22, 2021
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