to baldly go

A reference to the TV series Star Trek: The Next Generation. In particular the series' lead, Jean-Luc Picard played by Sir Patrick Stewart. It is in reference to Picard's notably bald head and the line in the show's opening "To boldly go where no one has gone before."

Stewart attributes this saying to his daughter, who was a teenager when he began the role.

Space: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Its continuing mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to baldly go where no one has gone before.

by The_H00D September 25, 2016

Go train

To go train is to eat with a deadly purpose, like a train when it speeds past a railroad crossing. All the little people surrounding the eater, like little cars at the crossing, best get out of the way. Nothing stops this train... Besides an empty refrigerator.

Roommate: "Hey! Want to go out to eat? I'm starving!"

TrainRoomie: " I wish I had known. I just went train on the ice cream. I'm not at all hungry. Look at this food baby."

Roommate: "That's okay. I'll just go pick something up then."

TrainRoomie: "Will you pick up some more Ben & Jerry's while you are out? I promise not to go train on it this time."

Roommate: "I'll buy a lot. Tomorrow we can go train together."

by Seems legit June 16, 2013

Going on Safari

The practice of using an otherwise unused web browser for the purposes of discreetly looking up porn, thus hiding embarassing cookies from say a girlfriend or wife.

Jenny had left for the day, the coast was clear, time to 'go on Safari'

OR

Jenny came home early and found me 'going on Safari'

by the gentleman caller August 29, 2011

go Flintstones

To go Flintstones is when you ride somewhere in a car with two couples and the guys sit in the front and the girls in back, ala Fred, Barney, Wilma, and Betty. Some women find this arrangement to be degrading.

Hey baby, when we drive to Vegas next week, can we go Flintstones so I can talk to Chad?

by ntvnykr October 11, 2006

going traffical

A combination of events that often causes one to become angry usually in a driving environment. A spin-off of going postal, whereas, going postal does not specifically have an event to cause the response.

I knew I was going traffical when I busted his windsheild with a baseball bat.

by jeffbo June 23, 2009

go to texas

Go to Texas is when you have a wet dream. One may say that they had a dream and "went to texas." Used as a code/cover up when around older folks, women, etc.

Person 1: Ah man, I had this dream that I went to Texas last night!!

Person 2 (knowing what's up): Oh yeah?

Person 3 (not knowing what's up): Why would you go to texas? What'd you do there? Did you go to Houston? Austin? Lubbock?

by the_starszy August 10, 2010

Going Catholic

going catholic involves abstaining from masturbating, or drastically cutting back on frequency, to increase sex drive

dude, ever since I started going catholic, I pop a woody at will!

by boojairbuh March 1, 2009