jizz moment

When you're watching an action movie and the action in a scene gets so intense that you blow your load due to sheer raw epicness. It's an explosion in your pants.

Joe - Yo, man, I finally watched Die Hard yesterday.
Steve - Shit man, took you long enough. And?
Joe - Holy hell, I had like 20 jizz moments. I couldn't even get up after watching it.

by bigjonny13 May 16, 2011

douchebag moment

A phrase used to call out a douchebag comment. Also Known As Douchebaggery.

Rules Regarding The Use Of The Word 'Douchebag Douchebag Moment':
1) Never Used As A Compliment.
2) If One Does Not Call Out The Douchebag Moment, The Douchebagger Must Admit To Their Wrong Doings.
3) If One Does Call Out To The Douchebag Moment, The Douchebagger Must Say "Douchebag Moment."
4) If The Douchebagger Does Not Comply, A Beating Is Necessary.
5) The Beatings Mentioned In Rule 4 Must Be Random, As In When The Douchebag Least Expects It. The Douchebagger Can Say Douchebag Moment While Getting Beat, But It Will Have No Meaning And The Beating Will Stay In Effect.
6) Retaliation Is Only Permittable If A Low Blow Is Obtained. A Low Blow Is A Crotch Shot For Males, Cunt Punt And Boob Punches For Females.

Rule 1 example.
Girl: Ugh, I Feel Stuffed.
Boy: You Look Stuffed.

Rule 2)
-After Boy Says Comment=
*silence*
Boy: *sigh* Douchebag Moment.

Rule 3)
-After Boy Says 'You Look Stuffed'-
Girl: That Was So Douchebaggish.
Boy: Douchebag Moment.....*whispers* bitch

Rule 4)
-After Boy Says 'You Look Stuffed'-
Girl: That Was So Douchebaggish.
Boy: *shrugs* So?
Girl: So Say Douchebag Moment.
Boy: Why?
Girl: Fine *thinks to self* You will soon learn...

Rule 5)
-Boy Naps On Couch-
Girl: *jumps on Boy while slugging him in the face* GrrAhh
Boy: Ahhh! What's This For!??! *shields face*
Girl: You...*puches Boy's lip* Didn't....*gives Boy bloody nose* Say....*punches Boy's adam's apple* Douchebag Moment!!!
Boy: *cries* DOUCHEBAG MOMENT!
Girl: Too Late *knees Boy's gut*

Rule 6)
Girl: *knees Boy in crotch*
Boy: RETALIATION! *head butts girl*

by ViolentChick February 14, 2010

man moment

A moment of pure, impure, somewhat sanctimonious rage, fulfilled by men. Usually violent and destructive. Most common on Mondays, hence the phrase "Man Moment Monday", and most dangerously found in March, hence the phrase "Man Moment March".

J: "I'M HAVING A MAN MOMENT"
N: "YO J CHILL"

by sovietjamie February 28, 2020

Jagermeister Moment

when you wake up and don't know where you are.

When Bob woke up the next morning on someone's front yard he knew he was having a Jagermeister Moment.

by Deborah Spicer July 3, 2006

Kain Moment

Kain moment is a phrase used for when someone does something extremely stupid and idiotic.

"Hey why'd you just eat my dog? that was such a Kain moment!"
"Joshua David Hill stop humping that chair! you're having such a Kain moment."
"Shit I just fucked your mum! Kain moment"

by chickenwingchad December 6, 2022

Beverage Moment

when you laugh while drinking and your beverage comes out your nose.

Jinny laughed so hard at Kyle's bad date story she had a beverage moment- it was fun to watch but she said the wine her her sinuses.

by starkmojo October 28, 2010

Zaid moment

When waste ur life on a game to finally get some love from a female + league player.

You: i just grinded this game to get virtual chocolate on valentines
You friend: oh that's impressive?
You: did i mention that i play league?
Your friend: zaid moment

by BigM4122 March 18, 2022