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blowing the cobwebs out your muffler

The act of masterbating when it's been a while since you last have.
Aye man imma go blow the cobwebs out my muffler. Hints blowing the cobwebs out your muffler.
by Yassica June 14, 2015
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cut myself out of my shoes

When one is so drunk he/she can't untie their shoes but can manage to find a knife and cut himself/herself out of them.
Coined by the band Audacity in a Victim of Time interview in Chicago 2014, "Two or three days ago we were in Iowa City and we were pretty drunk and Matty was the last one up and he had to cut his shoes off with a knife. He woke up and said “I was so drunk last night I had to cut myself out of my shoes” and I thought it was a figure of speech or something like that."
by Robyn Bangs April 17, 2014
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Kicking around a difficult to solve problem until a brilliant solution falls out
"Alysha has been moving them photoshop layers around on that design for ages"
"Yea she is shaking the golden monkeys out of the tree"
by MonkeyShaker September 10, 2013
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Ask out a tennis girl day

October 27th is ask out a tennis girl day! Go up to that pretty girl you like that specifically plays tennis and ask her out!
Hey! Today is ask out a tennis girl day and I would like to know if you would go out with me?
by AlliApplesauce October 23, 2019
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Fat Kid Out Of Breath Rap

A popular youtube video where 2kids imitate a fat kid out of breath. It is performed by the art of beatboxing.
2kids in school beatboxing and raping imitating a fat kid would be Fat Kid Out Of Breath Rap.
by BenG Boi February 18, 2009
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Girls ask out boys day

Why do boys have to do it?

Girls give it a go
Happy girls ask out boys day!
by Godmadejesus69 November 2, 2020
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Suck the Cum Right Out My Balls

Saying made famous by Scott and his friends around the Chicago/Northwest Indiana area after watching a porno called "Suck the Cum Right Out My Balls," where a man getting his dick sucked, repeatedly asks the women to "suck the cum right out my balls," and she does.
Hey John, why don't we go sledding?
Hey Jorgie, why don't you suck the cum right out my balls?!

Carrie sucked the cum right out my balls!!
by Eric Joseph May 21, 2007
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