Urban Dictionary

The website you are looking at right now, dipshit.

"Hey did you see Aardvark Cum on Urban Dictionary? No? Well fuck you too."

by Deathrock9 December 30, 2014

Urban Panther

A young female urbanite who takes everything to the extreme, whether that be work or leisure. She takes prowling, or hunting for a male mate, to an extreme, using strategic and tactical techniques. Successful in her profession and well-educated, she holds herself to a high standard of class, but often finds herself in debaucheries within the urban jungle.

Did you see Chelsea command that meeting last week and then kill it at the bar, she’s such an urban panther.

by Brosefina69 May 29, 2011

Urban Manatee

An obese or morbidly obese person that you might see walking outside. These creatures tend to be elusive and by themselves, making them exceptionally rare in outdoor situations, but can be seen congregating at buffet lines and Cinnabon stores. They are easily distinguishable by their camouflaging characteristics of having regular buttocks and frontal buttocks as well as frontal and rear breast flaps as to confuse people of exactly which direction they are moving.

Holy crap, you would have dented your car if you hit that Urban Manatee.

Man, they had nothing left at the lunch line. The Urban Manatee ate it all.

by Aoitenshi May 1, 2011

Urban Dictionary

A Dictionary located on The Internet side of life.

Hey! I'm gonna write a definition for "urban dictionary" in the urban dictionary!

by XxTed_The_RooseveltxX January 28, 2017

urban dictionary

The once revered dictionary-type service that at one point in time, gave useful and funny slang to use. Now, the place where stupid people add definitions about celebrities to rib them, and add definitions of their own names in which the definition is a giant compliment. When in real life, the person who added the definition sucks at life.

Man, I used to love urban dictionary; it's just stupid.

OR

Hey, let's get on urban diction- wait I forgot, all it is now is people's names and celebrities.

by stopstealingmyUN July 13, 2010

urban dictionary

Simultaneously the most fucked up and awesome website in the world. Features thousands of definitions, commonly made by smart arses and 12 year olds.

Person 1: Mate, what does twat mean?
Person 2: I dunno, search it in urban dictionary.

by alexturnerisasexgod June 1, 2014

Urban Dictionare

Someone who actually uses all these crusty ass words and terms in urban dictionary.

Girl: Oh my god, kanye not, you don't have that good good I want.
Guy: Jesus, another fucking Urban Dictionare! You realize nobody uses those words, right?!
Girl: Omk, you just used one you hippocritic!
Guy: Oh... god no!

by Sentient Parrots March 18, 2016