pillow porn

when a Kevin does certain things with a pillow ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

damn did you see Kevin in that pillow porn

by minugtew June 16, 2017

porn battle

when you and a friend keep sending each other porn to see which one has better taste.

dam Melvin looks at better porn than me, that's why he won the porn battle.

by PornBattleMaster April 16, 2015

Fortnite porn

If you watch this you are fucked up

Hey kid want to watch some fortnite porn.
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by XXNXOT October 20, 2022

porn stroke

Masturbation of the penis holding it in such a way so that the camera has a clear view of the whole length. Usually thumb on top and two fingers underneath the shaft.

He was good enough to porn stroke his dick so that the camera had a clear view of his cock.

by level28 September 12, 2020

Porn Buddy

When you watch porn with a friend, and you both masturbate to the same video.

On weekends, me and my porn buddy go to town.

by Jenni Talyeast May 5, 2021

failure porn

Videos that rub salt in the wounds of individuals or companies that tried at something and failed, often subconsciously making the viewer feel better about not trying by reminding them of the consequences of failure.

"I was up until 3AM watching failure porn for 'Batman v. Superman'."

"Is it sad that my channel earns more money from making failure porn for games that bomb than making reviews for games that succeed?"

by IMJL February 6, 2018

Grey porn

An video or book about something extremely boring (specifically things that show organisation and or sorting) to most people but immensely pleasuring for someone like CGP Grey

Brady:This is totally grey porn
Grey: please stop

by Some hillbilly July 19, 2018