Internet Personality

when someone is a totally different person when they are on the internet than they are in real life. the personality that they are on the internet is their Internet Personality

that girl is mean and argumentative in real life, but her Internet Personality, she gets along with everybody.

by 50% Cat August 12, 2011

internet gay

Using capital letters to "fight" on the internet.

Alicia is internet gay.

by Nova Boy June 24, 2007

Internet Diagnosing

The act of searching medical websites to match real or imagined symptoms in oneself or ones friends and family. This automatically makes the searcher a medical expert and this person is usually known for their hypochondriac tendencies and uncanny abilities to drive you nuts.

Woman A: (cough) "I'm not feeling so hot."

Woman B: "Do you have shortness of breath and a fever?"

Woman A: "Mayyyybe.... I feel a little warm..."

Woman B: "Let me do some internet diagnosing on WebMD....Oh my god!! You have Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis! We've gotta get you to the emergency room!"

by mel268 July 7, 2010

Internet Explorer

The Shittiest internet browser ever.

"Aw man! Internet Explorer froze again!"
"Why were you using internet explorer?"
"I was trying to download Google Chrome."

by Bob Yong Un May 5, 2015

No internet game

The no internet game that has somehow has turned into an internet meme

You have no internetYou have no internetYou have no internetYou have no internetYou have no internet

Friend:shit I have no internet

Other friend:but the no internet game is awesome
Friend:oh my god your right

by Yeet dinosaur September 26, 2019

Internet Cajones

To have a high amount of courage behind a computer screen (or over the internet in general) that would otherwise not be followed up or said in person. Such occurrences can include insults and arguments in general. Not being able to follow up to threats previously made online in a real life scenario also apply. Also see: internet balls

A: You are such an idiot, I hate you.
B: Why don't you come here and say that to my face?
A: Make me.
B: Clearly you have a strong case of "Internet Cajones"

by Roger_5000 October 23, 2012

Conquered The Internet

When you've done all that needs to be done or has piqued your interest online and no further task is at hand, usually resulting in you logging off or going to do something productive.

Damn dude, theres no new videos on YouTube, I have no friend requests on facebook and Obama isn't tweeting on twitter. I conquered the internet.

by SpyderNinja September 13, 2009