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by SAGGYNIPPLES43 May 25, 2016
Get the Mexican casa mug.mexican porthole is the transport module that resembles the shit house used by construction workers across america.Legend has it mex workers transport back and forth from mex to u.s.
where the hell did all those illegals come from?
must have flown on the "mexican porthole " they were'nt here yesterday!
must have flown on the "mexican porthole " they were'nt here yesterday!
by bubbles may October 23, 2008
Get the mexican porthole mug.The result of eating too much Mexican food. Will most likely secrete from the anus, but can come from the mouth.
Aaron had a steak burrito with extra beans Friday night. On Saturday morning, he experienced the horrible Mexican squirt.
by Rickety ruckity November 29, 2015
Get the Mexican squirt mug.A Mexican Cession is a very rare event that only happens once every 2 and a half years. It is believed that great Aztec Gods would order the humans to perform the ritual.
Unfortunately when the Spainards came they saw the tradition as "unorthodox" and "devil worship" and killed the elders of the tradition, who decided when to perform the ancient ritual, in the taking of the Aztec capital who were highly respeceted among the community. And only the worthy would participate.
Though most particiapters were killed in battle few lived and continued the tradition today.
The ancient ritual of the Mexican Cession is the tradition of Mexicans and only Mexicans gathering together in a fine room of expensive Mexican cloths and ancient clay pots and vases, where they would get high as fuck on peyote and kill themselves.
Unfortunately when the Spainards came they saw the tradition as "unorthodox" and "devil worship" and killed the elders of the tradition, who decided when to perform the ancient ritual, in the taking of the Aztec capital who were highly respeceted among the community. And only the worthy would participate.
Though most particiapters were killed in battle few lived and continued the tradition today.
The ancient ritual of the Mexican Cession is the tradition of Mexicans and only Mexicans gathering together in a fine room of expensive Mexican cloths and ancient clay pots and vases, where they would get high as fuck on peyote and kill themselves.
by JCKc February 25, 2015
Get the Mexican Cession mug.by Lenkesh May 3, 2018
Get the mexican dad mug.A giant mecha chicken, it has the name of turkey because of how big it is.
This chicken can be very detrimental to your health as it can hurt in a very bad way
This chicken can be very detrimental to your health as it can hurt in a very bad way
by MechaTurkey43 April 27, 2016
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