Pineapple Hairs

The stuff that is on top of a pineapple. And if you searched this up it is either because you are Anix himself or one of his viewers.

Anix: “Pineapple hairs better be on urban dictionary by tomorrow”

by Peachy27262 June 16, 2020

hair fiasco

The sad outcome when you have your inexperienced best friend dye your hair after a shared bottle of lambrusco.

Last night Sunshine and I tried to dye my hair medium brown but it ended up as a hair fiasco pink because we got distracted watching Troy and left the solution in too long.

by Lou from Louisiana June 25, 2008

Sonata Hair

similar to sex hair, this is what happens to one when one indulges in the playing or listening to of a sonata. see also: Percy Grainger/ Ludwig Van Beethoven

Wow man, I just got done shredding up some Bach and I got some wicked Sonata hair!

That music history class gave me sonata hair...

by Lord Half and Half November 18, 2009

Gyan Hair

A specific hair style to attract someone of the opposite gender, thus creating strong sexual tension.

He had the Gyan Hair back in highschool.

by Ahlpheiss January 31, 2016

hair blindness

When your long hair blows in your face, causing you momentary blindness

See also: "second-hand hair blindness"

When your long hair blows in your friend's face, causing them momentary blindness.

And: "hair gagging"

When your long hair blows in to your mouth, causing gagging.

On a windy day...

Guy: "what's the problem?"

Gal: "Pfffft ! I'm suffering from hair blindness!"

by pchops October 24, 2011

Uncle Hair

The seemingly bountiful, windswept locks of an uncle or avuncular figure clinging to some semblance of their 'alt-life' youth.

"What're you saying? Johnny Depp has not aged well at all. See that do? Quintessential Uncle Hair."

by thebad69 December 24, 2011

Puppet hair

When you have a thick head of hair and not had a hair cut in months.

"Look at that guys head of hair. He has a huge case of puppet hair."

by meatpaulsandwhich January 12, 2012