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Lesbian Birthday

The saddest shit you ever saw.
Ezekiel :" Dude "
my buddy Steve's wife talked him in to adopting a bunch of vietnamese kids , and they had to get rid of Steve's man-cave .... and his dog that he's had his whole life ....and, she made him give up his special edition star wars figures so the kids could play with them." "He said every day he wishes he would die in his sleep."
"because death would be better than this hell he has to live in"....
Then he said he prays every night "please God take me from this torment I cannot bear another day looking at my stupid wife and these damn children."

Tobias:....damn dude , his life looks like a lesbian birthday party.
by Djentile March 13, 2019
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Birthday bonkers

An Australian tradition where a person, on their birthday, is given a punch for each year they are celebrating by everyone present.
Gramps is turning ninety seven, I can't wait to give him his Birthday Bonkers.
by Phatzo1000 April 30, 2024
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Famous Birthdays Hongjoong

kim hongjoong of ateez but he's on famous birthdays and he looks so bad. just look up hongjoong on famous birthdays and you'll see how terrible it is.
friend: "famous birthdays hongjoong"
me: *having nightmares for the rest of my life*
by #1 Han Jisung Stan January 1, 2024
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floating birthday

Cerebrating someones birthday a few days / months before or after their actual birth-date.
She has a floating birthday because she was born on a leap year so we just celebrate whenever works best.
by Foxcraft August 30, 2016
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birthday brat

A person that expects everyone to recognize and celebrate them without ceasing on their birthday. The day is often accompanied with emotional breakdowns.
Dudley Dursley whined and whined about his gifts on his birthday, something only a birthday brat would do.
by WhiteBoyPlayThatFunkyMusic April 24, 2017
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Birthday Hole

When a female allows a man to put it in her arse but only upon his birthday.
She's waddling today, he must have used the birthday hole.
by SparTow March 9, 2022
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