Banana Seat

A seat with a built-in dildo.

James: Damn my legs are tired and boy do I want a good fucking!
Sammy: Why don't you go sit down on that banana seat and take a load off while you take a load in.

by dogmanmandog September 15, 2016

frying bananas

When a man fucks a woman who has a yeast infection in the ass, then the vagina and afterwards forces her to felate him. The yeast and shit resembling whipped cream and chocolate syrup. See also "banana split".

Jorge loves frying bananas with his wife. But she prefers a good broiled plantain.

by spinsane! August 21, 2006

Hannah the Banana

The girl who sings I am a banana at random parts of the day. She's involved in swimming and swan club. Is also known as a buttmuncher. Her friends Hillary & Marissa are pretty much awesome!

Marissa:"You're such a Hannah the Banana!"

by babyface1486 May 9, 2011

Banana Canal

Entrance point of Bum Ninja's sexual adventures!

Bruce entered Davids tight banana Canal and david squeeled with delight

by The B.O.B December 11, 2003

Banana Jew

One who, in the classic games of Donkey Kong, insists on pursuing every banana in a given level.

Come on dipshit, just beat the level and stop being a goddamn banana jew!

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by Scothle December 31, 2009

banana slam

The art of throwing bananas at people in order to steal their food and/or money. Usually a last case scenario when trying sell bananas and/or exchange a banana for other food product. If you have had a banana thrown at you while your food was being taken, then you were banana slammed. A technique most often used when trying to trade a banana for a burrito.

Banana Slammer: "How much for a beef burrito?"
Vendor: "$4.00"
Banana Slammer: "All I have is this banana, wanna trade?"
Vendor: "No, sorry, cash only"
Banana Slammer: "Are you kidding me? This is a perfectly good banana!"
Vendor: "Four dollars please"
Banana Slammer: (Throws banana at vendor's head and jacks his box of burritos) "Take that, dildo mouth"
Vendor: "ouch, I was just banana slammed!"

by JCquack May 3, 2008

banana ammo

a ball filling amount of sperm

When my thoughts turn to donkeys I can feel the build up of banana ammo

by dozer333 September 30, 2007