wife vac

A vacuum cleaner that no longer sucks.

I need a new Hoover, my last one just turned into a wife vac yesterday!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 11, 2014

yeosangs real wife

faith (oneuspaved on tiktok) is yeosangs only wife!

“wow did you see that girl faith over there she is yeosangs real wife”

by oneuspaved September 12, 2021

Wife's off

When your wife is off to bed in a sexual way.

Turn the wife's off------ buy her chocolates and give her wine....she'll be off in minutes

by goat your friend June 23, 2016

James Dean’s Wife

A super funny cool girl named Willow who is married to James Dean

“omg look at that super cool girl, that’s James Dean’s wife!”

“wow her fits are fire, she must be James Dean’s wife”

by weinereater February 16, 2025

wife saver

A low alcohol beer.

I should be ok tonight, even though the team lost, he's on the wife saver.

by karnowski snr December 28, 2023

play wife

Someone who plays house with a play husband. A unofficial couple with no rules or regulations

He stays in a house with his play wife.

by James48212 June 4, 2024

i miss my wife, tails

something that someone says .3 seconds after their significant other or best friend leaves the room

person 1: *leaves*
five seconds pass
person 2: i miss my wife, tails. i miss her a lot

by shampoo_bitch November 1, 2023