car shadow

Not exactly tailgating, car shadowing is where a car would float near and around the view of one's side/rear mirrors; traveling about the same speed and making the same maneuvers as the one being shadowed.

A 730d car shadowed me as I weaved through the highway.

by DNB Crusader August 2, 2008

car aerobics

Prolonged, organised movement carried out in a car, usually restricted to the arms and head. Dancing to the YMCA or other such party dances are accepted routines for car aerobics.

Car aerobics are usually carried out in a moving car and is an accepted form of exercise.

If multiple people are doing the same car aerobics routine at the same time, this is called synchronised car aerobics, which is both an art and a skill.

Guy #1: Hey, wanna come back to mine and play some Fifa?
Guy #2: Nah, I'm not really into that. I'd rather do some car aerobics on my way home.
Guy #1: I wish I was as motivated to exercise as you.

by Nottel Inyu August 16, 2009

car bj

When you give your man a blowjob in the car.

We were sitting in our driveway and I gave my man a car bj while we were sitting in the car.

by S.Prajna June 7, 2018

Car wash

When you and your lady friend are in the shower gettin' freaky and she squeezes some soap in her mouth and starts slobbin on your veggies like your dong's in a car wash.

Chad: Yea dude we were in the shower and she was just shankin my shaft when she puts some old spice in her yapper and starts givin me ill dome

Trent: Awwww no way man she took you to the car wash! Niiiiiccee

by blackman002 August 18, 2014

car rules

Driver: Focus on the road, don't get us killed
Shotgun: Stay awake, Mad DJ skills
Backseat: Chief snack distributer other than that YOU'RE FUCKING USELESS

CHECK OUT THE CAR RULES YOURE IN THE BACK SHUT THE FUCK UP

by Hotline Bling Drake November 27, 2015

CHOOSE A CAR

Code for masturbating.

When you try to beat your personal best, you spend the day choosing a car.

Boy: Back in a sec.
Girl: Where are you going?
Boy: I'm just gonna choose a car.

by Doctor Woo-Hoo August 26, 2016

Car stalking

one drives around a parking lot unable to find a vacant automobile terminal, causing one to locate a person who appears to be making their way towards their automobile. Once located one must then drive slowly behind said person until they arrive at their vehicle, wait for them to enter their vehicle and leave and, upon their departure, promptly insert ones automobile into the recently vacant automobile terminal

John: hey, did you find a spot this morning?
Matt: no man, I was car stalking this woman all the way across the parking lot! Turns out she was going to the bus

by EvanPalm March 4, 2010