Nipple Monster

A PERSON WITH A SWEATY SHIRT THAT MAKES THEY'RE NIPPLES STICK OUT UUUUUH PAPI

THE NIPPLE MONSTER HAS LARGE NIPPLES

by nipple guy September 9, 2019

Monster Ned

Monster Ned is Oral Paul’s/Earl Paul’s first victim. After getting molested at his place of work, Dave and Buster’s, he turned into an inter-dimensional monster. He now travels through dimensions, trying to get revenge.

Oral Paul: “Monster Ned, I am going to molest you again.”
Finn and Marbles: “Not fucking cool man.”

by FinnShart October 31, 2022

Charm Monster

A person whos "working it" bigtime all the time.
Refrence is for men mostly who are otherwise also known as charismatic "players".
These people be working their charms or mojo to seduce you into whatever situation profits them.
Charm monsters are usually well versed in the art of social navigation, one-on-one interaction,seduction or "luring you in".

I'm digging the charm so far ..total bummer if its the charm monster

by Kundalinite November 15, 2010

puff monster

A large, ravenous, vaginal monster that destroys and consumes anything in its path.

My coworker scares me, her puff monster was especially hungry today.

by Cheezedizz January 25, 2017

Polish monster

What David's peers moaned and sexually called him in 9th grade PE.

Bob moaned to David,"Oh David, you polish monster..."

by LexieKnowsAll July 27, 2016

Monster/Alien

In zodiac terms, someone who is their Chinese zodiac sign from their breakthrough sun and moon.

The hip-hop culture is a monster/alien culture. My grandfather and sister are monsters: Dog and Monkey.

by mosscrab December 11, 2015

tool monster

A person who is trying so hard to fit it, it gets to the point of Frankenstein proportions, and people are almost afraid of how out of control they are and how hard they are trying. They are so ridiculous its monstorous. Its beyond the regular tool, as it goes above and beyond the normal call. You almost feel sorry for them.

Jake needs to stop trying so hard. He doesnt even like Pabst. Hes going to become a tool monster at this rate.

by rising_son July 7, 2011