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lick my nine

shooting someone in the face with a .9mm gun
Dont like it? Lick my nine. (BANG)
by AR000 January 12, 2009
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Pick n' lick

The act of picking out Dingle berries prior to licking the butt crack
I got into a mean pick n' lick session with that hippy last night
by TheShiz123 June 14, 2018
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Glue, Lick and Stamp

When with the same piece of toilet paper you blow your nose, wipe your dick then your ass
Guy1: Yo dude, i just did a glue, lick and stamp.
Guy2: Damn that’s nasty
by MLT_C0MpLeX May 14, 2021
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Lick your brain

To find someone’s intellectual capacities so sapiosexually stimulating that you want to figuratively make out with their brain
Oh damn, I love how you described that- lemme lick your brain.
by Niomeblack October 15, 2021
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Lick dick l'amor

Fictional cowboy character who rides e range giving indescriminate head to every willing cowboy he meets hence by extension anyone who engages in this practice
I met this woman at a lake party this weekend.shes a real lick dick l'amor ya know?
by 4realazitgits March 24, 2021
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Java popcorn lick

When you pour popcorn over someone’s pussy and eat it by then licking the pussy itself and making a woman come with some popcorn bits still in her vagina
Man that Java popcorn lick I did last night has my jaw all sore
by Louie Louie July 21, 2020
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Lick it, Don’t Ticket

When you lick a Statey’s cock to avoid a traffic ticket
So, I got pulled over for speeding, so I decided to do Lick it, Don’t Ticket
by CrazeeRed October 4, 2019
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