Ghost Food

Food that you've dropped (or even felt landing on your body) but is nowhere to be found, as if you never dropped any.

I was eating chips today and I dropped one but I couldn't find it anywhere, must have been ghost food.

by Anonymous Mark April 14, 2014

People Food

Not pet food, but people food. What you call your own food when around animals.

My cat always watches me eat; he’s got his own food, he doesn’t need any people food.

by RougeVengeance December 18, 2017

Food horny

When the food looks so good that you have a very strong desire for it.

I just saw the photo of the food you posted. Where did you get that? I’m food horny.

by DeOreo July 13, 2020

Fallout Food

Types of food that will survive a nuclear attack such as twinkies and jiffy pop, and MRE's.

I keep a box of fallout food in the basement for when the bomb drops!

by Zoltar85 January 22, 2023

Food miscarriage

Diarrhea

Man that chipotle gave me a food baby that tragically became a food miscarriage

by Pashera December 4, 2020

Chinese food

Sold in America, made with ingredients from America, and according to mom there's still starving children in china.

Feeling a little guilty about Chinese food, lets get pasta.

by bushlight December 17, 2017

Shitwhole Foods

A grocery chain offering overpriced African and Haitian organic and non-GMO products, and catering primarily to glutards, soccer moms, and unusually irritating subspecies of vegans.

"Why do we need more than Irish meals from McDonald's anyway?" thundered the obese con man with the dead ferret on his head. "I don't want creole or couscous from Shitwhole Foods."

by kemibe January 15, 2018