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“is that noah i heard he has a big chin
by alligatormomo April 26, 2021
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Noah is the guy with a birth defect on his face that is also a wireless bluetooth connection that he can use to communicate with other people with the same birth defect. It is also infact good luck and helps him whenever he needs his luck! (the birth defect is his dimples)
Luke: Hey that guy is communicating with that girl without speaking

Mike: Woah he's definitely a Noah.
by Written by Krls :) November 24, 2023
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Noah

/ˈˌnōə/
name

1) A very weird human being (if he's human at all). He is the kind of guy who eats plastic fruit and keeps a raccoon that he found in the driveway eating broken glass as a pet. Noah likes to look at himself in the mirror with women's clothes on... creepy... He also tries to get women by bragging about how many gallons of raw eggs he can down in 20 minutes. He's a demon on the dance floor, though. This man invented the Double-Fidget-Spinner-Hoverboard-Airhorn-360-Noscope-Dabbing-Backflip-Whip. Seriously.

verb

1) to try to dab while riding your pet dog like a horse.

2) to be an overall terrible human being.
1) Did you see Noah eat that butterfly? Creepy.

2) Dude, don't go all Noah on us
by PseudonymSid December 27, 2017
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Noah

He is a hacker
Noah*hacks screen*
Noah types Big boobies on your account

Girl1:omg Noah somebody text that

Noah: stop being sus
by Nyrie April 11, 2022
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Noah T

A freakish daredevil that calls himself depression all the time, is an absolute meme lord and has a sexual sense of humour. He could possibly set your school on fire
by Edgelord.exe September 18, 2019
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Noah

Noah is the best friend you’ll ever have they are 4 lifers and are always hot, smart, funny and honest. In their past life they were a demigod for the seas of Hawaii. They are definitely the best person ever and will brighten every room.
Josh: This party is boring Ima head out
Mike: Wait Noah’s here
Josh: Oh I’m staying then
by Best definition writer April 14, 2022
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Noah genna

by Daddy boy21 February 25, 2022
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