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Girl Math

A phrase that can be used to describe a way of thinking that once thought about is factually illogical or irrational.
"But if video-games are supposed to be an escape from reality, why would you want to make it more realistic?"

"You're missing the point, it's to make the game more fun!"

"No! You're speaking some 'girl math' right now!"
by VracstanRenem March 23, 2024
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vsco girl

The most annoying creatures to ever exist. All vsco girls deserve a slow painful death, like being burnt alive. just kidding. unless-
Bob: are you a vsco girl?
olivia: sksksksksk and i oop- omg i dropped my hydroflask! sksksks sorry about that sksksks i gtg! remember to save the turtles! sksksksks
Bob: can i kick your balls
by human7492 October 27, 2019
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Asian girl ghosted

The propensity for an Asian female to simply cease communication at any possible moment. This can occur during texting, honeymoon, and situationship stage (usually starting and ending at texting). The intention is typically unknown as to why the break in communication occurs thus rending the other party genuinely clueless as to how strategize the next attempt at the asian female.
“Damn, I was texting this fine asian girl on instagram, and then she just randomly stopped texting me out of nowhere.”

“Nah dude, you just got asian girl ghosted. No one really knows why—it just happens. You’ll never know why they decided to dip.”

“How do you get them to stay interested?”

“Idk, fkn magic—ask Penn & Teller.”
by Professor Pape April 22, 2023
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National Girl Best Friend Day

Jimmy and Kelly were on ft all day because it National Girl Best Friend Day
by Aubrey__ November 2, 2021
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Girl Conditioner

"Girl Conditioner" is a piece of indie gay slang used humorously or ironically to point out that someone's hair is dry, brittle, or otherwise in need of serious moisture and care. The phrase implies that the person isn't using enough-if any-conditioner.
“How does my hair look for the club tonight? Is it giving mother?”

“Girl Conditioner…”
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Girl

A legendary item me and you have never touched in our lives
by CallateUnoSickate March 8, 2022
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Silver Girl

a girl that prefers silver jewelry over any other
guy #1: “ do you think she would like this gold bracelet?”

guy #2: “ no she’s more of a silver girl.”
by grizzy:) May 2, 2022
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