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minimum wage warrior

An adult 25y+ working a minimum-wage job with full effort, especially funny when they have a university degree and expect better job offers to come flowing in soon.
Oscar: hey look at this chef in this fast food restaurant chain! he works so hard, for what?
Alex: hes a true minimum wage warrior. he better work harder, and his boss might be able to afford a porsche next week.
Oscar: what a waste of life...
by i like thugs August 29, 2025
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Purple Warrior

An absolute goat who deserves the world, very affectionate and hyper
"Purple Warrior is such a goat isn't he?"

"Yes he is!"
by pxxn1s August 1, 2021
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Booty Warrior

A being of incomprehensible strength and unyielding determination to destory the rectums of people deemed needing of said punishment
Q - Wait! Please, don't! Aren't you some kind of hero?

BW - Fuck no! I'm a booty warrior and neutral at best! Now toot that bussy up and take this rod!
by SimpBiscuits May 23, 2024
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Black box warrior (p2)

an axel hitch, a carrick bend
He wondered if Christ Consciousness would charge a cancellation fee
Auf wiedersehn, au revoir, he gripped his wits right by their ends
For what? For what? For what it's worth
If it was going to kill you boy, it would have by now
For what? For what? For what it's worth
There's no more looking back, it's looking up or looking down
Hello, welcome, why don't you take a seat?
Get comfortable, relax, take a second if you need to
Now what's bothering you? Well, why don't we start at the beginning
Growing up, how was your relationship with the fundamentals of conscious existence?
Did you have xenon orchid sinews spilling down the outer center of your
Blooming Escher/Mandelbrot head?
And how about claustrophilic tendrils clapping caskets closed on seven-knuckle thumbs
Did you get along well with the Gideon Bugler pineal glands?
Your projector eyes casting sci-fi's on your STR'd strands?
Tell me about your nerve to steal nerves of steel from under Bacchus' bloody nose
Did Namibian Himbas tie-dye you, your ears pierced with a Phineas Gage flagpole
Did you die before your day?
Thursday traction, Tuesday titration
My hope is to assess through my objective report of
Your subjective conjecture
Whether this proprietary bled of expertise and seasoning works as well as this
Transorbital ice pick
Holistic ballistics, you got a better idea?
same as my other lyric post, it has to many characters so this has to be a part 2. Black box warrior (p2)
by AHAHHARAGHGHGHGHGGHG!!!!!! ): November 8, 2023
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Yubo warrior

Someone who bangs yubo 24/7 and has no job
Debbie get off yubo and look after your kids you yubo warrior
by Tkmayze September 17, 2024
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convo warrior

Someone who tries to start a conversation with everyone all the time and is bare jarring
"You know Emma?"
"Yeah ?"
"She won't shut up. Such a convo warrior"
by Wezumbo January 14, 2022
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Warrior Class

Dickhead military that does fake giveaways and claims they're in a war with the IRF because their HR's are giving their leader (cjkempWeirdFuckallNumbers) crap.
Noob: HeY cAn I gEt SuM fReE rObUx
warrior class: SuRe
Noob: WHERE'S MY FREE ROBUX?
Warrior class: Fuck IRF
by Yoshi4454 August 16, 2017
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