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once upon a time

there was a kid who lived in a house on his own

one day a guy broke in with a knife

you know what happens next...

...thats right, they had a pizza party!!

they ate so much pizza

the guy who broke in said the kid could have some candy in his white van

you know what happens next...

...you called it again!!!! :D they drove to the theme park and had fun on the rides XD

they were eating some cake and the guy approached the kid from behind with a knife...

...and cut the cake evenly so they both got a few slices!! :DDD

then they got back in the white van and drove somewhere...

...it was back to the kids home and he got into bed, ready to sleep

and then when he was sleeping the guy broke in through his window and kidnapped him :)

the end
Grandpa: "kids, dont eat pizza with grown men you dont know... or youll end up with a best friend for life!!!!! :D"
Kids: "that was the worst excuse of a story ive ever heard"
by naminaidk June 14, 2024
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To post a photo or video as Instagram story
I liked the photo I decided to story it
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Badtime Story

When a woman gives a handjob to a guy while telling him about her cheating or her previous sexual experiences.
Janice told me such a hot badtime story last night, I had no idea she was so freaky.
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What I call homo-sapiens who addicted to axolotls to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to axolotls with perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
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sex story

see pts 1-2. i didn't pull an all-nighter writing smut for nothing.

pt 3/??
sex story pt 3!!

i'm humping the air like a dog as he starts to kiss down my tummy to my thighs. 'p-please—' i stutter, trying to push his head, desperate for him to eat me out. he smirks, and grabs my hand and slams it down, pinning it beside me. 'you don't decide when you get touched princess, *i* do.' he sternly but playfully tells me. i choke back my moans enough to mutter a small 'ok'. he pulls back more and pins my wrists down with more force. 'what was that? speak up.' he says. with my voice shaking and cracking, i say 'yessir' louder. he smirks at me and responds 'good girl.' before going down and starting to kiss around my pussy and gently bite my labia. he kisses me harder and with more and more tounge each kiss, until he's latched onto my clit, letting out little groans and breathing heavily as he licks and sucks on my clit. as he's squatted on the floor eating my pussy, he pushes one of my thighs up with one hand and i feel his other arm moving against the other leg dangling off the bed as he's pulling his sweatpants below his cock and starting to stroke himself off, moaning even louder. i'm screaming at this point and holding back the urge to buck my hips into his face. i start to yell his name, as i yell 'stop, stop, i'm gonna cum baby i'm gonna cum!' he doesn't stop in time, and when he eventually does stop he comes up to kiss me with his little beard saturated in my squirt.
by benadryljams February 10, 2024
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A new for of literary genius; a tale or story told through the usage of "emojis" with addition of heart wrenching dialogue.
Yo, are you caught up on Emoji Story?
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Story

the person who i am, you are, we all are. they is me and i is you. story is my name and being hella gay is my game. don't test me or i'll steal your knees like the lorax. also dsitnf grjjiogh ;p
did you see that girl? what was her name again? story? did you hear how she ripped that guys knees off?
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