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Matrix Moment

A point in your life when you realize that everything or everyone around you is unreal and/or meaningless. Its a form of enlightenment where you can let go of your previous beliefs and realize what is important.
While working at a typewriter company, I read an article on computers and their word processing capabilities. I had a matrix moment when I realized that the company and my life's work had been rendered obsolete.
by the pump January 10, 2015
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Logan Moment

banging you head on a window especially on a bus
*kid 1 bangs head on the window while riding the bus*
Kid 2 says "Logan Moment"
by Allen Dam May 6, 2009
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Deadspace Moment

1.The moment in time where something bad is happening behind a window and you can't do anything to stop it.

2. Watching something bad happening that can not be interfered with.

3.Helplessness
Guy 1: I watched her die before my eyes
Guy 2:Why didn't you do anything she could have been saved
Guy 1: It was a Deadspace Moment, I couldn't do anything, I'm sorry.
by Chunkypandas April 13, 2011
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Unicorn moment

A "unicorn moment" is when somebody gets off the subject of a conversation, or when one gets "side tracked" from a task without realizing it.
EG1: person "A & B" conversation.
A:"We went to this show and it was cool, the bands were great."

B:"Who was playing?"
A:"Some local bands"
B:"When is the package supposed to arrive in the mail?"
A:"that was a total unicorn moment"

EG2: Person "A" intended on mowing the yard. "A" starts mowing the yard then stops to water the flower garden and completely forgets to finish mowing the yard.

EG3: Person "A" goes online to check bank account and logs into a social network site and forgets to check bank account.

EG4: "I don't have ADD, hey look a unicorn!"
by Mythicx June 30, 2011
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Brother Moment

Brother Moment is like a Bruh Moment with extra cringe. Especially when it has to do with an iphone user who is really cringe.
Why did you get offended? I'm staying a fact. Brother moment.
by Vl4dm1 Putin March 1, 2021
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jizz moment

When you're watching an action movie and the action in a scene gets so intense that you blow your load due to sheer raw epicness. It's an explosion in your pants.
Joe - Yo, man, I finally watched Die Hard yesterday.
Steve - Shit man, took you long enough. And?
Joe - Holy hell, I had like 20 jizz moments. I couldn't even get up after watching it.
by bigjonny13 May 16, 2011
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cesya moment

A phrase used as slang for innuendo (see innuendo). When words, phrases and such can be taken and looked at in a sexual manner, but originally stated with that not in mind at all.

History behind the phrase: Everytime anyone hangs out with our friend Cesya, she has always found a way to turn things and look at them sexually. Indeed this is a great talent. After this happened on a daily basis, we started calling these moments "Cesya Moments".
Amanda: "I gotta get off the phone I'll talk to you later, I have to get in the shower before I go out."

Cesya: "Oh, getting all wet eh? *giggles* Alright I'll talk to you later....Have fun *smirk*"

Amanda: "*sighs and laughs* OMG Cesya Moment! I'll talk to you later, bye."
by Amanda M. Nagle January 14, 2008
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