Cunt Hair

Urban slang meaning the 2nd smallest unit of measurement.

We just need to shift this dresser a cunt hair more to allow the door to open and close easily.

by urbandoug February 18, 2018

granny hairs

the thick dark hair woman get on their chin. mostly comes up only one hair at a time.

Katie: oh shelly you have a couple granny hairs on your chin!
shelly: no problem i'll just grab my tweezers

by lazindra March 21, 2011

Hair stache

When someone (a woman) has a mustache.

Did you see that womans' hair stache?

by loveyounot October 4, 2016

Chut hair

Slang for A pubic hair that grows on the genitalia

Oh my god thanks for plucking that Chut hair That was bugging me a lot!

by Wet cock October 15, 2019

hair therapy

Dope Hair experience

Get some hair therapy.

by Therapist dee July 24, 2017

gundi hair

Large, enormous hair. Akin to wearing a football helmet while not playing football. Popular among German women.

Not to be confused with gundi, the popular Iranian soup of turkey meatballs. You would not want to find gundi hair in your gundi.

Well, I guess it's to be expected that you have gundi hair after not cutting it for five months.

You're not getting in here with that gundi hair.

by Mahmoud J December 24, 2009

The Hair of Knowledge

One long remaining pubic hair (approx. 3-4 inches long) on either male or more commonly found on female genitalia.

Either a remainder from one long bush wacking.
Or that one stubborn cock sucker that gets missed every shave or trim.

"Yo Jared, I just slept with Shauna Palmer, man it was crazy! when i was mucking her barn, i had to stop cause i thought i had a loose hair in my mouth. But nope, it was one long single pube... in my mouth." Said Sean

"Haha, no way! She had The Hair of Knowledge!" Said Jared

by Shauna P 137 January 31, 2014