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Grand National

When a girl rides a man until he finishes without any thrusting from the man.
I did the grand national last night.

How many grand national titles do you have now?
by Rider25 September 8, 2025
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Grand baby daddy

Tell your grand baby daddy sorry but I couldn't get him the application!
by Bealiefs December 2, 2021
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Grand Cookie

by Cum Swallow September 15, 2016
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Grand Slam

When four or more of your friends hook up with the same girl at different times. Can only be completed if each person goes all the way (i.e. hitting a home run).
Dude, me, Bobby, Ned, and Tom hit a Grand Slam with Jennie.
by YaMumz September 10, 2014
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Matteo Grande

Jameson and coke with a lime and mint garnish.
Damn, that Matteo grande slaaaps
by Dexel123456 September 2, 2023
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Grand junction beef taco

When you piss and shit in between your partners ass cheeks then proceed give them a extra rough rim job so it looks like your eating a extra large taco
My girlfriend gave me a grand junction beef taco in my sleep last night so I made her participate in the weekly San Francisco steam train with the boys
by anonymous July 11, 2024
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Grand Slamwich

Everything that comes with Denny's grand slam, put into a sandwich instead.
This sandwich consists of (as they put it):
"Scrambled eggs, sausage, bacon, ham and American cheese on artisan bread grilled with a maple spice spread."
(oh yeah, and mayonnaise they forgot to include that)
They're soooooo popularirjmsdjf
"What the hell is a grand slamwich??"
"That's everything that comes with a grand slam put into a sandwich instead"
"That sounds really nasty"
"They're very popular"
"Well I'm gonna have some pancakes"
"I'll put you down for a grand slamwich"
"I SAID I WANT PANCAKES WOMAN"
"You're all getting grand slamwiches, they're very popular"
"Ah, I don't want that crap"
"You get 2 eggs, a sausage, some bacon, some haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammm, mayonnaise, cheese, and maple spread, all inside a sandwich"
"Man, that sounds awful"
"GOD DAMN IT I WANT MY PANCAKES"
"I can slip some pancakes inside your grand slamwshesh"
"NEUUUWWWW"
by iminhellplshelpahhh May 4, 2025
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