Twat burble

When you're sitting in the exact right position and fart but it gets trapped and slides forward between your pussy lips

Ugh, twat burbles feel so weird, i hate it

by LadyZest December 15, 2022

obnoxious twat

Someone who thinks they are the best thing ever.

One who thinks he is champagne in a tall glass, yet they are infant warm piss in a plastic up.

You know Mo, he's an obnoxious twat he is

by R@ch October 13, 2016

slam twatted

When someone is so drunk that they appear to be from a parralel universe or another planet. Speaking a language not known to man and acting in a way to contradict all known reality etc.

Fuck me mate i got proper munted last night.
But shit me did you see dave he was slam twatted, especially when he nailed that copper in the poo cunt.

by gibbomcgland August 19, 2007

twatting out

Verb

When someone overreacts to something menial in a negative, sometimes unprofessional manner. These reactions are out of line, and often aggressive and/or passionate in nature.

Conversation between co-workers
Person A: "Hey, I noticed (insert something stupid that person B did).
Person B: "insert combination of snide comments, expletives, and overall bitchiness"

Later:
Conversation between two friends
Person A: "God, she's so fucking annoying."
Person C: "Yeah, sounds like she was twatting out"

by Ich.Bin.Literally.Hitler March 9, 2017

Twat Torpedo

Noun: A tampon

Flow’s in town! I have to change my twat torpedo before I hit the road!

by Linda Bonita April 10, 2021

twat meister

A player, ladykiller, chick hound.

Look at the twat meister, he shoots , he scores , she's sore

by words4play March 23, 2017

sick twat

A mad cool dude from jersey. Usually a fist pumping orange tanned grease ball

Dude you see that sick twat over there?
He's def dtf my ass

by Thehangryjew January 30, 2016