The sailors used this one in the old Navy days. Before you go off for a long, lonely voyage, get yourself a tall jar and fill it completely with earthworms. When you get lonely, open the jar and fuck away. The earthworms will provide some slithery stimulation, and your protein load will keep them nicely fed.
by Rilo August 1, 2003
Get the The Bait N' Tacklemug. A two on one situation (2 women 1 man). The women lay on the ground but back to back so they are kind of on the back of their necks and their asses are in the air. The guy then has a choice of 4 holes in which to stick his fallace. He goes back and forth between holes without any regard for transferred juices.
by Aaron Hong September 10, 2006
Get the dip n' dotmug. To take a member of the opposite sex home for a night of passion (to root) and leaving straight away in the morning, never to have anything more (or at least nothing more sexual) to do with that person ever again (scoot).
by Furby July 23, 2005
Get the root 'n' scootmug. Guns N Roses was the best band to grace this sweet earth from 87-93.
Just to silence the unknowing:
Axl Rose was late to shows because he needed a massuese because as a child, he was beaten, and needed someone to take care of his ankles which kept twisting.
Axl punched out that fan with a camera in St. Louis because earlier the "fan" (who was only there to make fun of the band) was taunting Axl and giving grief to those around him, and as we all know, Axl doesnt take motherFUCKIN shit from NOBODY. Damn he`s so hot...
None of the members were fired; they all walked out on the band, as so says Axl and Dizzy Reed, the keyboardist.
Axl is currently working on Chinese Democracy, which Gilby claims is close to finishing, but you never know. I await the album happily even if I`m waiting for a long, longgggggg time...!
Just to silence the unknowing:
Axl Rose was late to shows because he needed a massuese because as a child, he was beaten, and needed someone to take care of his ankles which kept twisting.
Axl punched out that fan with a camera in St. Louis because earlier the "fan" (who was only there to make fun of the band) was taunting Axl and giving grief to those around him, and as we all know, Axl doesnt take motherFUCKIN shit from NOBODY. Damn he`s so hot...
None of the members were fired; they all walked out on the band, as so says Axl and Dizzy Reed, the keyboardist.
Axl is currently working on Chinese Democracy, which Gilby claims is close to finishing, but you never know. I await the album happily even if I`m waiting for a long, longgggggg time...!
by Adrienne the Axl Fan January 17, 2005
Get the Guns N' Rosesmug. by x3ad October 28, 2006
Get the cock 'n' rocksmug. 
When you wake up in the morning and your testosterone is peaked and you have a throbbing erection. You feel the urge to fapit away. And you quick get your porn and mastrubate to it within twenty minutes of waking up in the morning.
*Stretches* Yaawn oh my I just realised I have a throbbing erection. Possibly from an erotic dream. Id better fap this bad boy away.
*fap* *fap* *fap*
That was a great "Wake n' fap
Just as good as a cup of coffee.
*fap* *fap* *fap*
That was a great "Wake n' fap
Just as good as a cup of coffee.
by Spinewhip October 29, 2009
Get the Wake n' Fapmug.