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Ball Tea

When you decide that you need to get back at some asshole of a friend, here's what you do.

First go take a long run to get your ball sack all nice and sweaty.

Then you make a tall glass of iced tea.

You add extra flavor by dipping your ballsack into the tea, thus getting the smell and taste into the tea that your friend is going to drink.

Note: You can add extra extra flavor by going on longer runs and brewing the tea with multiple people.
Guy1: Hey dude you got Finals today?

Guy2: Yeah man and I'm thirsty.

Guy1: Here have some of this ice tea I just made.
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Guy2: Oh thanks man! *sip*

Guy1: Hahaha!

Guy2 *barf* Fuck man u gave me ball tea again!
by FunnyGuy1492 September 15, 2010
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daddy ball

When a father becomes a coach so his kid can play all the time!
by Neil young January 9, 2014
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Condom Ball

A game, similar to hackey sack, played with a blown up condom.
The objective of the game is to keep the condom ball from touching the floor.
This game is usually played while being held by police in mass detention.
That was a great cheese sandwich, now who wants to play condom ball?
by Yo Blood July 2, 2010
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BALL BUMPER

HAIR ONLY ON THE CHIN, SIMILAR TO A HALF GOATEE.
check out that dudes sweet ball bumper.
by gregory5579 February 13, 2012
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Crop Balls

When your balls and scrotum are ravaged, sore and swollen from being pleasurably whipped with a riding crop during a spirited session of derby balls.
My sack is so sore. I have crop balls.

My mistress gave me crop balls and it hurts so good.

Doctor: I’m a little concerned about your scrotum. How long has it been this swollen and enlarged? We need to do some tests.

Patient: No need doc. It’s just crop balls. They were whipped good last night.

Doctor: This is my third case of Derby Balls this week. I should have known.
by Eaton Holgoode February 7, 2018
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Ball oysters

The chunky sludge with a pungent bouquet, puked out from deep within the nut sack. The type of semen that needs to be scooped versus smeared off with someone's dirty shitrag. If it has the opportunity to slide downhill, like being burped out a blown open asshole or gaping puss, it leaves behind snail marks while maintaining its form. In a wanting mouth, the yoke can be chewed with your pink licking stick.
Don't cum in my ass. I want to taste my shitpipe while shucking down your ball oysters. Or, squirt one out in me so I can plop out these ball oysters on your chest.
by Kissel August 22, 2023
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Chingo Balls

Chingo balls, chingo balls, chingo all the way...
by Gillespie Furniture December 21, 2008
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