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Hairy Italian

When a man with overgrown pubic hair puts his erect penis in a bowl of pasta.
"Yo man my girl never eats spaghetti unless I serve it with a Hairy Italian."
by Duckydicko August 25, 2021
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Italian

A nationality that was made up by the government to promote communism.
Person1:Hey did you know that Joe is part Italian.
Person2:Remember Italian's aren't real.
person1:Oh yea.
by The All-knowing Bug. May 23, 2022
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Italian backwash

The act of ejaculating on your partner and then getting some wet or dry pasta and smearing it with your penis
Vito said he's going to get Marcella an Italian Backwash
by Aydyn February 26, 2017
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Italian hand grenade

An Italian hand grenade is when you pile too much sauce on an uncooked pizza and smack it full force with a spoon.
My siblings angered me, so I blinded them with an Italian hand grenade.
by Theracialrussian April 12, 2024
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italian boardroom

Not feeling good after too much grappa last night.... Need to hit the Italian Boardroom.
by Johnny Hillmod September 14, 2013
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Back alley Italian

When you eat spaghetti off someone’s back while you’re having sex in an alley
Dude, we left the bar and she wanted me so bad, I gave her a back alley Italian behind the Olive Garden.

He was so hott and spicy that I gave him a back alley Italian.
by LibnLou February 22, 2021
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Italian tip touching

When 6 to 8 dudes all touch tips together at one point. Then you drizzle melted cheese and marinara sauce to make a dick pizza. When all is said and done they pull apart together and say “MAMA MIA”
Yo dude me and the basketball team did Italian tip touching

What’s that?

It’s when we all touch tips and put pizza ingredients on it

What the fuck
by Hidden Squid March 29, 2025
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