A person containing disabilities both mental and physical.This can include retarded parapaliegics ,wheelchairbound mongoloids and and women with crutches named "lakeisha Dayvonnne" or " tamisha" or some other ghettoesque bullshit name.
Sue : "shit bitch I hate tamisha"
Roger : "yeah me too ; she be fuckin handy-tarded"
Sue : " fuck yeah she be handy-tarded like a mongoloid in a wheelchair.....big lips droolin and shit"
Roger : " you know what sue...thats pretty tasteless "
sue : " fuck you roger !! you limpdick handy-tard!! "
Roger : "yeah me too ; she be fuckin handy-tarded"
Sue : " fuck yeah she be handy-tarded like a mongoloid in a wheelchair.....big lips droolin and shit"
Roger : " you know what sue...thats pretty tasteless "
sue : " fuck you roger !! you limpdick handy-tard!! "
by Keeper of the word April 1, 2009
Get the Handy-tardmug. A person that stands in front of the menu at the local Rita's water ice stand and screams the menu into their cellphone so that their lazy assed significant other can get a gellati. Ri-tards are often also Bluetools
by Orchard August 2, 2006
Get the Ri-tardmug. Chocolate Tard is taken from a word Chocolate Tart in which tart is replaced by tard which means retard,Chocolate Tard is the kind of person that is addicted to chocolate(usually girls) and tweet about how much they love chocolate,I mean I know chocolate is good but don't overreact.
Girl : OMGGG!!! CHOCOLATE IS SO GOODZZ ME WANTZ TO MARRY CHOCOLATE.
Me : GEEZ!,It's just a chocolate get over it,what a chocolate tard.
Me : GEEZ!,It's just a chocolate get over it,what a chocolate tard.
by DatBassPlayer August 7, 2014
Get the Chocolate Tardmug. The worst type of Internet troll. Someone who flags or complains about everything that they don't like, claiming its offensive or obscene.
I love that modeling site, but some report tard keeps flagging every picture, until they take them down.
by Ninja Nerd Warrior March 19, 2015
Get the Report Tardmug. Characterized by delays or abnormal functioning noticeable before the internet maturity age (approximately three years old) in one or more of the following domains: (1) social media interaction; (2) communication on Facebook and twitter; and (3) restricted, repetitive, and stereotyped patterns of behavior, interests, and activities on social networks. Notably unnecessary posting and tagging and excessive e-PDA.
"Who's the e-tard who left the milk out?"
"Billy from down the street is an e-tard."
"What an e-tard!"
"Billy from down the street is an e-tard."
"What an e-tard!"
by 9632586412 September 11, 2012
Get the E-tardmug. 1.The retard on skis who is constantly cutting you off as you go down the hill on your skis/board.
2.The tourist skier wearing jeans and a sweatshirt in below freezing weather.
2.The tourist skier wearing jeans and a sweatshirt in below freezing weather.
Joe: Geez, sorry it took so long for me to get down to the lift! There was a ski-tard in front of me the whole time.
Mike: LOL! Look at that stupid ski-tard skiing down the hill in his jeans!
Mike: LOL! Look at that stupid ski-tard skiing down the hill in his jeans!
by Dr Lina P June 11, 2009
Get the Ski-tardmug. A person that drives with there turn signal on the entire time they are driving but does not turn.
My deceased Drivers Ed teacher Mr Ewing used this term a lot and it stuck.
My deceased Drivers Ed teacher Mr Ewing used this term a lot and it stuck.
by Mikkster78 September 10, 2011
Get the Flash Tardmug.