spider nipples

Nipples that are so hairy, they look like spiders on ones chest.

also know as "Spider Nips"

Hey, quit lookin' at my spider nipples!

Don't laugh at my spider nipples please.

Look at the spider nips on that one.

by spidernips June 18, 2014

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Golden Nipples

Nipples that eject far from the breast when horny; Amazing nipples; Nipples every guy want to suck and tit fuck.

Dude, your mom has some golden nipples.

by Albert Einstein11566 May 27, 2010

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nipple cracker

a poor attempt to combine offensive language and racist slang, ending in a very sad attempt at an insult, yet a funny way to try and end a fight with a laugh.

"You're such a nipple cracker!"

by Mike Torba April 30, 2008

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Nipple Painting

When one paints ones nipples with ones nail polish :)

PASS ME A NAPKIN nipple painting

by ABSOLUTE LOSER1 July 28, 2010

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torpedo nipples

an extremely pointed nipple that may or may not look like a torpedo

Juan: Sherry, those torpedo nipples popped my balloon
Sherry: Sorry, let me give ya dome nigga!

by jaime vaquez April 29, 2008

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A small carniverous asexual-hermaphroditic creature that has been found on every continant of the Earth, including Madagascar. It has the body of a chicken, but its feet are two large bulbous protrusions that look like breasts.

Did you hear about that nipple chicken attack last week?
Yeah! I read about it on the North American Nipple Chicken Awareness Coalition's website, www.nipplechicken.tk!

by North American Nipple Chicken Awareness Coalition October 8, 2003

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