To be beaten soundly by a noob. Usually follows a long silence where the "pro" either leaves, kicks the noob, or starts ranting.
by BootlegDVD January 9, 2005
Get the noob slapmug. when you are done having sex with a girl and you take off your condom and slap here with it...in the face
aka a cum filled condom slap
aka a cum filled condom slap
by Jdog and box August 2, 2008
Get the a CFC slapmug. The action of putting jam on your hand and slapping a sleeping person across the back or stomach with slight force leaving a stick mass of jam and immensely confusing the victim.
by cazlo April 11, 2011
Get the Jam Slapmug. Adjective; phrase used to describe when something is the all time best. Especially used for describing food items.
Red: You try those cheesecakes from HEB yet?
Bone: Sure did! Eating one now, man These hoes slap! my boy!!
Red: Yes dey do!
Bone: Sure did! Eating one now, man These hoes slap! my boy!!
Red: Yes dey do!
by Wudupyo11 August 23, 2021
Get the These hoes slap!mug. Banana slap is a game meant to be played on road trips in which one gently slaps anyone in the vehicle upon seeing a yellow car. While it may seem simple, "banana slap" is a game with many rules.
1. The car must be over 50% yellow to be counted as a yellow car (yellow decals alone do not count).
2. In the event of a semi truck, the actual truck portion of the vehicle must be yellow to be counted as a yellow vehicle.
3. Construction vehicles such as Bobcats are not included.
4. Tangerine and gold cars are NOT to be included as a banana.
5. Once a car has been called, no other player can also slap for that vehicle.
6. When you see a yellow car simply hit another player and say "banana slap".
7. In the event of a yellow punch buggy- you may hit two people once, or one person twice granted that they don't call the punch buggy or banana first.
8. You do not get to hit everyone in the car. You must pick one person.
1. The car must be over 50% yellow to be counted as a yellow car (yellow decals alone do not count).
2. In the event of a semi truck, the actual truck portion of the vehicle must be yellow to be counted as a yellow vehicle.
3. Construction vehicles such as Bobcats are not included.
4. Tangerine and gold cars are NOT to be included as a banana.
5. Once a car has been called, no other player can also slap for that vehicle.
6. When you see a yellow car simply hit another player and say "banana slap".
7. In the event of a yellow punch buggy- you may hit two people once, or one person twice granted that they don't call the punch buggy or banana first.
8. You do not get to hit everyone in the car. You must pick one person.
by Lorange101 December 26, 2020
Get the Banana Slapmug. The act of spitting on one's or self hand until your hand is soaked in spit, then slapping a victims face, usually asleep.
by Jamie21699523 June 7, 2017
Get the Spit Slapmug. 1. When a man ejaculates on his own hand and slaps another person across the face. 2. When a man ejaculates on another person's hand while tickling their face, causing them to slap jiz-filled hand across one's face. *Each of these resulting in a jiz-covered face.
Patrick was firmly massaging his penis causing ejaculation onto Ken's hand. Becky was tickling Ken's nose with a feather causing Ken jizzle slapped himself. Ken's face was covered in Patrick's jiz!
by ladyfembot July 19, 2011
Get the jizzle slapmug.