Wife

The World's most Intimidating and Frightening Entity

John: "Hold on, my wife is comming!"
Mike: ".........."

by Piggy0620 May 8, 2024

wife material

a girl so amazing that she is worthy of spending the rest of eternity with

yeah bro, i love her so much; she is literally wife material

by richardsmortalenemy April 10, 2025

Slime wife

A female friend you have a close bond with, but not in fact a girlfriend. Your wife should know her place at home safe. While your slime wife should being thuggin next too you!

My girl at home with the kids holdin that down like she should. while I’m thuggin wit my slime wife got one hand on her throat the other pullin her hair, hitting it from the back

by Slimbaby1999baby:c February 9, 2021

asylum wife

Crazy ahh girlfriend.

Can't get a break cause of my asylum wife.

by asylumhusband May 31, 2024

Wife’s Gambit

Where a wife has to choose between giving a blowjob or having anal sex.

Last night I was faced with the wife’s gambit with my aggressive husband.

by chickenboy June 7, 2021

fasc-wife

A fasc-wife is a combination of the words 'fascist' and 'wife' and quite literally means a fascist wife. It is most often used by male fascists to describe female fascist love interests.

Person 1: I want a fasc-wife.
Person 2: You'll find a good fascist girl eventually.

by advancedlove March 27, 2024

Trad wife

A woman who lives a traditional lifestyle in which the man or husband is the provider and protector, and the woman or wife is responsible for maintaining the household, and raising their children.

Sometimes used as a slur for a woman who is anti-feminist, or does not ascribe to the "boss babe" mentality.

Lacey stopped hanging out with us every weekend. She has totally become a trad wife.

by I'm your master. Deal with it. July 26, 2024