Water Sprinkler

A male that wiggles his dick while having an ejaculation, sending semen everywhere.

Monica: Yo, my boyfriend is a damn good water sprinkler!!!
Jenny: Really?! We can have a threesome!!!

by BobbyChulo1234 March 17, 2018

Water Snicker

When one defecates while in a full bath tub and it floats to the top, the object then becomes a Water Snicker.

I was giving my kid a bath when he decided to launch a few water snickers.

by Goobles168 September 1, 2019

barrel water

Another term for Alcoholic beverages.Specifically wine or beer

That girl drank so much barrel water she passed out

by asdasdasdasdasdasdasdasdasdas May 3, 2015

Aight, Water

A way of saying goodbye to people you're close with, predominantly on the east coast of the U.S.

Aight, Water means goodbye.

by Takiass August 15, 2021

American Water

Like regular water but inferior in every way. Deriving from the superior British invention of 'Water' prior to their invention of the United States of America.

"Oh dear me chaps, this American Water is terrible."

by Sir Rightalot August 19, 2020

Water Bobcat

The Water Bobcat (Lynx aquarius) is a subspecies of the cat family Felidae indigenous to Northwestern Ohio, and has adapted to survive predominantly aqueous environments, such as rivers, and lakes. Although mammals, they are sometimes called the "Alligators of the North" for their ability to float motionless at the surface of the water while waiting for unsuspecting prey.

I was reeling in a large walleye, and a damned Water Bobcat snatched it off my fishing line.

by Butts Carlton November 7, 2015

water guilt

Extremely hungover

My gal came back from the club and I was like, "Mate your gonna have major water guilt tomorrow..."

by Safeshapes May 15, 2015