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Ghetto Oven

A cookie-cutter suburban home constructed from cheap, low-quality materials, containing little to no insulation and clad with dark roofing. Long into the night, the neighbourhood unwillingly endures the occupant's lamentation, as this overpriced, poorly built furnace of fuck maintains internal temperatures only found near the edge of the devil's anus after a night on reaper sauce.

These four-walled shit toasters are favoured by dimwitted property investors who often revere themselves as scions of financial mastery but usually lack the basic mental gymnastics to invest in other financial assets.
Shane bought a ghetto oven in Blacktown for $1.2m at 6% for 30 years. It won't even last 3 years. It's already cracking up the middle and sinking.
by Taktische Kartoffel August 30, 2022
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Ghetto Sweet

A person, generally of an urban background, who when expressing pleasantries or feelings of gratitude, would act selfishly in his or her actions.
Used in a sentence, "That lady is really ghetto sweet."

Someone who is ghetto sweet might say, "That's a pretty shirt, you almost look as good as me."

An example of something that would quality one being ghetto sweet would be if a lady were to re-gift to you a gift card when she had already used a portion of the card on herself. Another example would be if this person were to compliment while putting you down by telling you the ways that he or she is better than you.
by B Hyde November 15, 2010
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ghetto rushed

When late at night after a restaurant gets slow and it is down to closers, a slew of ratchet tables come pouring in, seemingly out of nowhere.
"Are you ready to make cuts?" "No way! I don't want to get ghetto rushed!"
by Tpt1987 June 2, 2015
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Ghetto Vows

Kinda like a wedding but it's just You and your Bitch. You both make promises to eachother and you tie a Bandana around you bitches' left wrist to show she's affiliated with you.
Yo she's A Dainy for real, Imma do Ghetto Vows with her.
by anonymous June 16, 2021
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Ghetto S'Mores

When a Nacho Cheese Dorito is charred by holding it over the open flame of a stove burner
Ryan was high and made ghetto s'mores.
by Original Artster June 6, 2019
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ghetto flight

ghetto flight is when your homie or someone else is laid out (presumably in the hood) and in critical condition and the police/ambulance take them from the scene
"I won't sweat to put a bullet in your chest and have you next on the ghetto flight"

see song "ghetto flight" by c-bo for further inquiries and for a straight banger.
by grizzleGREEN April 7, 2017
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ghetto titanic

Imagine Titanic but the bitch is bent over in doggy instead of held over the bow
I had her in ghetto titanic over the edge of the bed
by Copyne February 26, 2022
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