wack crack

the feeling of a chaffed ass crack after you've been waiting tables or walking around all day. Commonly prevented by the safety wipe, which means wiping all the residual sweat moisture from your ass crack, before it turns into full blown wack crack.

"dude, i worked a double today at applebees and i have major wack crack.."

by abel salazar January 8, 2008

Crack the barrel

An extremly powerful BM,powerful enough to crack or destroy a barrel. Hence the name......

Steve:where you runnin to John
John:I have to crack the barrel!!!!!!!
Steve:you better hurry then!!!!!I'll start the car

by Ninja five October 30, 2009

Crack In Flesh

A word that shows how much cofidence you have. The term could also could be of egotistical. Another way of saying to people "he/she likes me a lot". Refered when talking about your self or someone else.

Britt: You Aint Nuffin Boy
Jus: Shoot you crazy. I'm like raw cocaine, put in a pot with water and soda and thrown on flames.
Britt: So
Jus:What came out was me, yes, Crack In Flesh, at its best.

by Jus2Quicke January 4, 2006

vegan crack

Nutritional yeast 😍

I'm all out of vegan crack I need to order more from Amazon. Whole Foods just doesn't have a big enough package!

by Spacey April 12, 2017

crack contact

When looking for a clear bathroom stall, making accidental eye contact through the little crack between the door and the wall with the person inside the stall you are inspecting.

I had long-lasting crack contact with Sheila yesterday. It was awkward.

by buttslapper81 September 3, 2011

Crack Cocoa

A brown substance(preferably cocoa powder), used as a substitute for crack, yet snorted in the same way. It gives the same BUZZ, but is relatively cheaper and gives a new meaning to the term "brown-nosing". Used by the upper class population of Ireland.

"i totally just did a line of crack cocoa off her"

by theduckster February 8, 2009

crack problem

A condition in which a person's (usually a man's) butt crack is partially exposed when he leans or bends over and his shirt rides up and/or his pants ride down.

That husky plumber has a real crack problem when he works under the sink.

by ursophile60 April 17, 2008