Mr Short Cummings

This refers to man who either has a small penis, doesn't last long during sex or has very poor performance in the bedroom. Women will often shame men like this with no regards for their feelings.
Being called Mr short Cummings can break down a man's confidence, pride, ego & self esteem.

Tasha: this guy was so dead & boring in the bedroom I was on my phone most of the time.

Layla: loool Mr short Cummings.. lock that off sis

by Arron j smith April 7, 2022

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Non polite shorts

Shorts but there hardly shorts because they don’t cover the cheeks

Joe- what you wearing

Beatrice- my non polite shorts

Joe- dam! Whole cheeks out

by Hoezlife January 5, 2020

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Kate (The short one)

The best damn person you could ever meet. You’ll fall for her immediately. She doesn’t have much for self confidence and doesn’t see how beautiful she is. Is a weirdo but in the best way possible. You are lucky if you have a Kate in your life. Oct 3rd

I’ve been through hell but would do it all again for Kate (the short one)

by Me-Hop December 10, 2019

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Short Range Fucker

A short range fucker is a shotgun you will find only in desert trench warfare.

Do not mix this with a long range fucker.

"Grab the short range fucker, they are closing in" - Sammar Al-Hayed, the famous Islamic comedian

by PyroC February 28, 2022

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ate my shorts

Refers to something you were unprepared for that was significantly more difficult or stressful to deal with that you could have anticipated it to be

The side effects from radiation for prostate cancer ate my shorts.

Hey, dude, stop hassling me over the money I owe you. I lost all my cash when my wallet was lifted. Trying to pay bills this month ate my shorts.

by PrettyBoyJohnny November 29, 2017

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