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Mexican Cartwheel

The Mexican Cartwheel is a standing Sixty-Nine. Hetero - The man is standing up, the woman has his penis in her mouth, and her thighs are on his shoulders, his face is in her crotch. He can have his arms around her waist, or holding her shoulders. Just be careful getting into, and out of, this position, no dropping of the partner is allowed.
Guy: "Wanna do a Mexican Cartwheel babe?"
Babe: "Only for a few minutes this time, it gives me a headache."
by ct_sailor December 5, 2011
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Mexican Armada

A large group of people living in one small apartment. They always have at least two kids, and generaly make to much noise.
Damn that fucking Mexican Armada upstairs was up all night I barely got any sleep at all.
by husky beaner May 29, 2011
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Mexican Surprise

When you're dating a smoking hot 22-yr old Mexican girl, then marry her, and she wakes up the morning of her 24th birthday having suddenly gained 100 lbs and looks exactly like her mother.

Surprise!!!
Be careful man, you don't want to wake up one day to the Mexican Surprise.
by levarselosmonos April 25, 2011
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mexican shower

a quick alternative to an actual shower, by applying enough cologne, perfume, and/or deodorant to cover up any funky smelling body odor.
i had 2 minutes to get ready, so i took a mexican shower
by toolg July 11, 2003
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Mexican NASCAR

Mexican NASCAR is when a group of people from a Hispanic background are racing their racing mowers. A racing mower is a lawn mower that has been upgraded so that is can go really fast.
Guy 1: Dude!!! What is that??

Guy 2: It looks like Mexican NASCAR

Guy 1: Oh yea! your right.
by Thomas W. Hipchin III November 25, 2010
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mexican mallet

Oh man, i went to pedro's last night and he really hit me with the mexican mallet.
by tandortoots August 15, 2006
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Mexican Overdrive

Putting a car into neutral going down a long hill because your top gear is not high enough to prevent over-revving or because your injectors do not shut off under deceleration
The racers in the Carrera Panamerica in Mexico discovered their cars would go faster rolling down the long mountain grades in Mexican Overdrive than in gear.
by vactrac November 16, 2010
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