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Ass Hat

One who is such an asshole or a dumbassthey wear their ass for a hat on a regular bassis. As in their head is in their ass hole.

An alternative definition is a hat for one's donkey.
I do say, that man seems to have his head in his ass everyday. I do declare him to be an ass hat.

Or:

Sean's hat looks very nice.
by ko1n November 10, 2004
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Tit Hat

Legendary hat worn by Stomper and a Stripper's Breasts.
He's all over her body. That mofo is a Tit hat!
by Ma$on December 2, 2003
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hat boy

A frat boy (or wannabe frat boy) who wears a hat with the logo of his favorite college team, or his friends' favorite college team. Usually seen in large groups at social gatherings acting stupid and drinking too much.
How many hat boys does it take to date rape a cheerleader? 6. 1 to do it and 5 to back him up.
by Kell Hell October 21, 2006
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Bucket hat

If he wears a bucket hat he has a massive cock. End of story.
Did you see John with his bucket hat? Susie said he’s packing!”
by Steven184 June 24, 2022
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boobie hats

Most types of breast support, specifically the cup-style bra. Also includes the bikini and similar articles of swimwear or undergarments.
Does not including the sports bra, t-shirt bra or other full coverage, non-cup styles.
She took the twins shopping for boobie hats this afternoon.
by gwally March 8, 2012
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Hat wash

Slang term for oral sex or blow job
Suzie spent all Sunday giving Timmy a hat wash.
by HatWasher March 13, 2011
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Top Hat

A tattoo above thy man's junk, AKA a pubis hat.
*two guys fucking*

Guy 1: hey bro nice top hat!
Guy 2: thanks, I tip my hat to you sir
by Kuzko's Poison March 4, 2022
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