Platypus foot syndrome

When the sock you're wearing is so small or tight on your toes that it makes you feel as if you have webbed toes, like that of a platypus.

"These socks are so small, they're giving me Platypus Foot Syndrome.

by SimbaTheNala July 14, 2016

Four Foot Sandy

While sitting on the beach, position yourself toward the ocean while two girls sit in front of you with their backs to the ocean. Let’s them both perform fellatio on you with their feet at the same time.

I couldn’t believe those girls at the beach gave me the four foot sandy.

by DaveySea June 16, 2019

Eat foot day

On January 18 it’s eat foot day!

Friend:hey
You:hehehehe it’s eat foot day
Friend:uh oh
You:nom nom nom

by Eat foot girl December 9, 2020

Close but no ducks foot

When you are close to getting something but don't get it.

Close but no ducks foot to getting a Bullseye

by Quack-attack April 26, 2021

Nine foot nick

Nine foot nick feet is a stupid person that has little pp

Hey nine foot nick how are you

by Little foot rick February 1, 2022

semen footed booby

When you cover a lady's boob in cum and feet

bro i just gave polly a semen footed booby

by Poll3nth3wol599 January 21, 2023

Five foot nothing

The size of a petite female, a midget guy, or an otherwise average or unremarkable guy with no head.

Rudy was five foot nothing, just like Bubby was after his 1995 wreck.

by The Original Agahnim October 30, 2021