special squad

A squad of people who are special. The members consist of Austin and Nicky. Special squad usally partakes in missions, such as hiding under a catamaran at 3 am while two people are making out on top. They have reunions in grocery stores, where they walk around for no specific reason.

riley : oh austin and nicky, you 2 are so special squad
austin and nicky: special squad unite!
*high fives*

by njb14 November 10, 2009

Special blend

A mix of two or more different kinds of weed strands being shredded and combined to, from there, be smoked until you get a special level of high.

" I have one strand of weed"

"I have a different stand of weed, we should combine them and make a special blend"

Also see "triple cheese blend".

by Majajory November 20, 2016

The Chris Special

Having two cotton swabs shoved down the urethra.

Zach: Dude, you look like you're in pain. What happened?
Carter: ...I can't say.
Zach: Say it.
Carter: ...She gave me the Chris Special while I was on the phone with my therapist.
Zach: What a babe.

by Dave Thomas Experience July 3, 2021

carpenter's special

flat chested floosy.

Flat as a board and easy to screw.

Trey: "After I finished demonstrating my new "table saw", she removed her top. 'til then, I didn't realize I was in for a carpenter's special."

Abdul: "Go figga!"

by Ridoinkulous March 14, 2009

Gamers' Special

When you receive a large fist-fucking covered in Mountain Dew and Doritos crumbs.

Timmy, if you fall asleep we're gonna give you a crisp Gamers' Special.

by LegendofSuPeRBoOm June 22, 2018

Special Pour

When a nude female bar tender opens a bottle of beer, inserts the open end into her vagina, postions herself on the bar in front of a customer in such a way as to allow the beer to flow into her, then squats over a pint glass (still on the bar top in front of the customer) and "pours" the beer into the glass. Drink up!!
(as reported from Marines in navy bars in SE Asia)

"Yo, set up my friend here with a Heineken. And give him the special pour".

by Speidelope April 29, 2011

Gnardog Special

To orally rape a human being that is currently stuck in a zip-tied sleeping bag that is sharing a tent with you.

C: Hey dude guess what I did last night camping with my friend Oliver Anoose?
R: What did you do?
C: I took off his pants when he was sleeping then I zip tied his sleeping bag. Next I whipped out my COCK and shook him. As he was yawning because I woke him up, I inserted my penis into his mouth.
R: Haha yeah bro, THE GNARDOG SPECIAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Barnicle Bros-7/24/12 3:00 AM July 24, 2012