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chocolate twat

when a guy pulls his dick directly out of a girls ass and puts it into another girls pussy. the girl that started with the dick in her ass eats the chocolate twat.
my girl friend ate the chocolate twat that i gave her friend.
by archey 14 December 9, 2010
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Twat-sting

An annoying monkeyfuck who won't shut up or whose voice is highly annoying. This person is always a nuisance to listen to or deal with, and just calling them annoying or telling them to shut up doesn't do the trick. This person is next level fucked.

This person tends to fuck others over or cause others around them grief on a daily basis knowingly or unknowingly, and is generally unliked.
Danny you annoying impotent twat-sting, if you fucking don't turn down your music while I'm trying to sleep, I'm going to spank you in the ear with my right fist.
by Destis5445 December 29, 2020
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what a twat

oh shit look its john, what a twat
by realsigma33 May 18, 2022
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Twat Donkey

A person who is not able to comprehend the little things that are very simple to understand
Jesus, this guy at work is a true twat donkey!
by DutDut79 May 1, 2019
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twat macho

(noun) The alpha male who dominates nearby males and incorporates the majority of females into his steed for exclusive reproduction.

The twat macho is, in a more human sense, the attention-whoring badass whom women see as a suitable sperm donor.
Candidly I asked, "Twat Macho...what's your secret? How do you keep 'em coming?"

He replied, "It's simple, women generally love to be treated like shit."


I can't believe he dibbled Susan. He must be some kind of twat macho.
by elegantmaskwithafeather October 16, 2008
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twat toddler

A male who has had sex less than 3 times
Dude stop bein such a twat toddler and go get laid.. alot
by fukness December 24, 2013
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Twat Nugget

A small child that doesn't understand how obnoxious they are
The little twat nugget who won't shut up about dinosaurs and keeps getting closer and closer
by BecauseTheresHer September 27, 2018
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