Christian Cooley

The wackest wack job to ever exist. Some may think he is a complete and udder dick, and they are right. He’s the type of guy to block everyone in his group chat. He’a the type of guy to date a stick and call her thick. All in all, the boy can sugondese nuts.

Christian Cooley: Guess who I’m dating
Everyone: Don’t tell me it’s...
Christian: Q U I N N
Everyone: bruh she’s flat as MIKEY
Christian: blooocked

Christian is such a bully

by Godly Bottle of Urine July 29, 2019

Christian Asylum

A term used when people of Christian faith go to after the time of retirement to live there years within the Holy Spirit.

My dad wanted to go to the Christian Asylum once he’s of age.

by PastorsRLife September 24, 2019

Fortnite Christian

When u make someone eat your dandruff then make an nft of them eating it

Let’s make a fortnite Christian or else

by Deo demon February 3, 2022

Christian Gravy

That moment a Christian creampies another Christian but they aren’t married

Priest: So what happened?
Man: I had Christian Gravy with a woman
Priest: You unholy bastard

by Ohyeahbigdaddy March 29, 2020

Sister Christian

A disabled individual who utilizes a motorized scooter or motorized wheelchair to get around, thereby 'motoring'.

Individual 1: Check out that Sister Christian rolling out of the Walmart on his little rascal.
Individual 2: Yeah, he's motorin'.

by ThatFuckinGuy257 October 22, 2023

Christian effect

Contact with a female cause them to fall in love. Can be instant or happen over a period of time. You can’t Fwm and not fall in love shawty, I do this shit.

I told you that you got the Christian Effect.

by H00DIE-_-Sol September 22, 2019

Lewis Christian

A furry that lives in space

Man that person is a Lewis Christian

by fjafljjkdjflksjfwiejfijewdaifh January 21, 2020