Dookie Roll

A homemade culinary treat consumed in correctional facilities, especially in the South in places like TN. This delicacy is prepared in-cell with a common plastic sandwich baggie. It most commonly consists of finely smashed up and moistened cookies, crackers, commissary candy, a little coffee, milk from the breakfast tray, some peanut butter if available, and maybe even some soggy honeybun for those inmates partial to a fluffier roll. After the roll is done it resembles is human terd and should be consumed immediately so the heat from the cooks hands adds to the experience.

Hey dude, you can have my tray tonight for a shot of coffee and your cookies or graham crackers... I’m a make a dookie roll after head count.

by GringoTN September 28, 2019

rolled shithead

Someone who is willing to argue over miniscule amounts of payment while in a drunken stupor

;downbeat person insecure with his own masculinity

; pompous asshat

My man thought he had a point, but he was just a rolled shithead!

by Richard drawsman January 30, 2016

roll troll

A person who leaves just enough toilet paper on the roll so that they don't have to change it (i.e. just a square), but it's never even close to being enough for the next person to use.

Yo, who's the roll troll? Can someone bring me another roll of TP?

by Allie85 March 8, 2011

Rick Roll

The most annoying meme on the internet. It hasn't been funny for a very long time now, so stop.

Well, look at that. Someone still thinks that Rick Rolling is funny.

by deathwish124 May 24, 2009

Rolling bones

The act of making several joints. Often involves smoking said bones immediately after.

We are rolling bones tonight

by Doogal88 September 14, 2010

rolling rally

A parade... or in this case a parade for the 2004 WORLD CHAMPION RED SOX! Boston mayor Tom Menino coined the term.

Damn! I can't make the rolling rally! Damn!

by AutisticPsycho October 29, 2004

Dick Roll

Simmilar in many ways to a Rick Roll, simply because you are sending a picture of your junk to somebody you either love or hate, disguised as something that would interest them.

See Also. Trojan Balls.

1. Hey man, i totally wore this chick out last name, wanna see her tits?

2. Sure, Im totally a virgin

1. Your going to love it.

2. Ughhh, it's you cock. i can't beleive you Dick Rolled me AGAIN

by CheddaTheHulsta! April 9, 2010